Category Archives: not worst

Weekend Worstoff 176 hostage edition

Posted on November 5, 2011 by

Outrage here. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but TLA is being held hostage in Rurotardia. I was wondering why no WW until I received a disturbing image of a blindfolded TLA holding a copy of today’s … Continue reading →

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Mr Joyboy to reception please

Posted on September 2, 2011 by

Isn’t this wonderful! I’m going to have to award it a not worst just for the halo on the frog alone. What a superb piece of Hamilton Hill that should be preserved forever. I’ve been imagining myself in the role … Continue reading →

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Of the Kardinya Cthulhus?

Posted on August 22, 2011 by

“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh Kardinya wgah’nagl fhtagn.” … “In his house at R’lyeh Street Kardinya, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.” The call of Cthulhu, H.P. Lovecraft. Well he looks healthy enough, drinking what Mojitos? Daiquris? He seems to have a brace … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 15 Modern Manners

Posted on August 14, 2011 by

Why has Colin Barnett not endorsed a Tim Winton book? The question has to be asked after reading a superb WA book of etiquette published in 1979. “In this day and age of noise, speed, conflict and hassle it is … Continue reading →

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Unread reds riles red of head

Posted on July 26, 2011 by

In this week of bad news, let me supend my original photos only policy for a moment, for one of the feelgood stories of the year. (Click for larger).  Thanks Bento. Remember the 2010 election Communard Alex “Bluebeard” Bainbridge? Here … Continue reading →

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Holy Shit i Love You

Posted on June 30, 2011 by

I have just got back from the opening night of Tim Winton’s Rising Lunch, but I will have to review that later. Rest assured that it was bad. I had this horrible fear that it might actually be good. Thank … Continue reading →

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exported

Posted on June 3, 2011 by

This back yard was full of empties this morning. I love the goon bag, lonely in a sea of tinnies. My sources reveal the students who rent this western suburbs house always alert the neighbours about their events. The kids … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday V

Posted on May 29, 2011 by

Is it really the end? Oprah ostensibly bade us farewell last on Friday night, but I fear she will again lurch into our lives, a la Frankenstein’s monster, all too soon. What a superb piece of calculating candy floss she … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 4

Posted on May 22, 2011 by

Head pounding, lips cracked and dry, neighbour hammering at drums, and power off for six hours while something is done with power poles. So thank god an associate brought this back from his Camino walk. It is a nail clipper … Continue reading →

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Charlie Sheen on Crack

Posted on February 21, 2011 by

Drusilla saw this on the window of Jack The Lads Menswear on the corner of Walcott and Teh Arrondissement. I like that someone has seen the Charlie Sheen pic promoting those lame shirts he wears on the show, gone home, … Continue reading →

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