Well deserved 24/7

Still hard to stop laughing about Guildford. They protested against apartments next door to the oddly disappointing Guildford Hotel , so now they are getting a 24 hours McDonalds! Priceless. Will the rub and tug have to go 24 hours too? Imagine the jobs boost. I can’t imagine a more perfect spot for a McDonalds. I don’t ever eat at McDonalds but I will be there for a happy meal, then a happy ending at the R&T. And then maybe a beer from one of The Guildfords limited range of crap brews. And remember when community crackpots say they want “sensible development”, that is code for “we don’t want anything  ever.” Bring on this wonderful development. 

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
This entry was posted in not worst and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

25 Responses to Well deserved 24/7

  1. rottobloggo says:

    I thought you were born a ‘Ling man? Bah.

    Like

  2. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

    Would paragraphs kill ya?

    Like

  3. Orbea says:

    The Build Absolutely Nothing Anywhere Near Anything in Guildford, BANANAG, aka Guildford Heritage Society are outraged at the attack on Alfred’s shitty burgers. Members have stormed the Reichstag in the corporeal form of Matt Hughes and are feasting on the now rotting John Day in preparation. Look out Lumsden you’re next

    Like

  4. GivDBird says:

    white fluffy things?

    Like

  5. Zuben says:

    To paraphrase the late great Charles Eduouard Jenneret ‘ dit ‘ Le Corbusier ( in relation to provisionally defunct proposal for multi storey mixed use residential redevelopment in Guildford or anywhere else within a hoy of PER ) :

    ‘ There are too many of them , they are too small , and they are too close together . ‘

    Like

  6. Zuben says:

    ( from ‘ When The Fluffy Things Were White ‘ )

    Like

  7. vegan says:

    you have to wonder if a long game is being played here.

    Like

  8. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

    Why do you not get paragraphs?

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

    A s

    Like

We can handle the worst

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s