Monthly Archives: November 2011

Surely it doesn’t?

It doesn’t does it? Nah, couldn’t be. But on a German car driving past a Becks sign, you need to be ultra careful about your personalised plates. By Turf. Where’s Bag O’ Turnips these days? I want to confirm that … Continue reading

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Thought for the day – Inside Cover is Crappest ever.

In passing, can I just ask, how has the The West’s Inside Cover, (long a poor man’s The Worst of Perth), become even crappier? Not only do they now have a snoreworthy “On this day” section, but the exquisite banality … Continue reading

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Silence of the Kids

By Shaun. Myers Cannington. I wonder about Myers sometimes.

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Outrage Sunday 29 the James Street Scrolls

But they did not know the secret of the way things are nor did they understand the things of old and they did not know what would come upon them, so they did not rescue themselves by means of the … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 178

By Dave P. Fishing Boat Harbour Fremantle. More of a drawcard than Bon I’d say. Same Diane as “Nigger Crabs” apparently, a post I can’t find. According to Vincent B. There’s a piece called The Best of Perth in this … Continue reading

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First they came for the Bluebeards

TWOP posterboy Alex Bluebeard Bainbridge, last seen spruiking access to Communism for tightarses in local libraries is on the job again fighting for free speech. Does seem a little harsh to fine him for the sign. For the beard yes. … Continue reading

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The straw that broke the Emu’s back

“To find the soul it is necessary to lose loose it”. -Alexander Luria. This shot was chilling in its intensity. Export through a straw! Urghh. We’re not in Fremantle any more are we Bluto? Auteured by Simon S. Claremont. (Although it looks more … Continue reading

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Old School

By P. I laughed a lot. UWA,  ALVA (Architecture, Landscape architecture and Visual Arts). Surely Alva could have been worked into VULVA without too much trouble? Virtual United Landscape & Visual Arts?

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One Wheeled Trouser Snake

SaltySuzy saw a unicycling juggler on a train out of the city. The most incredible part is that it wasn’t on the Fremantle Line! Is Freo spreading its juggling unicycle tendencies to Crabtown via the Mandurah Line? Improved public transport … Continue reading

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On the River Stxy, talk of the Twon

Endless Murmur saw this across from the former Cash Twon on Bourbon Street and read it, as do I, as a condemnation of the critics, the haters, the haterz and the hatezr who mocked a poor but honest trader without … Continue reading

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