NF#1 saw a “country certified” “shit ute” in Baysie. Is that a “Mark of The Knobhead” “Such is Life”? The “IS” seems to have an extra syllable. There’s the inevitable Ned Kelly on the rear, which I’m not going to show you because you already can see it. In your “dreams”.
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The Worst of Perth 
That’s nothin in comparison to a real country mans ute and it aint shit if there’s no RMW bull horn sticker but I do like those fly screen door bull bars.
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Jesus. Donnybrook. Wheatbelt. Country Certified Arsehole Utes. Fucking blog’s been taken over by Barnaby cunts.
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Have been going back to my roots this week.
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Checking to see just how much the Metrocentic Twats (©Rolly) have rooted the countryside?
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I presume that’s a heritage fence behind the heritage ute?
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Country certified? Yeah Right. Bet this gentleman thinks he’s got a shield around him on those country roads. Kinda like ‘StarShip Enterprise’ and that he can ‘blat flat chat’ on any country road and he will never get that particular ‘Darwinian’ roo coming through his windscream at a massive rate of knots. Say goodnight.
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Country certified aka GMO certified.
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Those look like BMW rims. That’s not very cuntry.
PS pls clean your camera lens. Soft-porn focus is just wrong.
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Soft porn focus is just fine. A 90% plastic, pretty much entirely impractical, try hard, likely city boy’s version of a ute, gets me horned up. I’m gonna find that ute an unload 10cc of man juice on it.
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No city person, no matter how much of a knobhead is going to have country certified or that Mormon Bar on a ute. Such is life, yes, the rest no.
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C’mon, Lazy, it’s some city jerk trying to look like his concept of a ‘real man’: Y’no, just like the B&S wankers’ division of bush youth.
Poseurs all.
A large majority, unfortunately.
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Town vs Gown
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Wat an a grade fuckwit you are. Yall talk tough behind a blokes back but yall shit yerselves im bettin if ya told the bloke to his face. Fucking keyboard trolls are the scum of the fuckin earth
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Happy birthday!
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You really are the worst of Perth. Hiding behind a mate to passively aggressively diss his ute. You are not a friend and are scum. Bakers Hill is not even in the country cunt!
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Troy Buswall, if that you?
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is, goddam it.
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Its Buzz-wall.
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Bunbury 10-pin at noon.
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I think you’re grouse Barry, but could you shave every second day? I’ve got a rash
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It just needs a couple of shotguns, a confederate flag and a white hood on the seat…
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Confederate flags are played.
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