Shit Ute

NF#1 saw a “country certified” “shit ute” in Baysie. Is that a “Mark of The Knobhead” “Such is Life”? The “IS” seems to have an extra syllable. There’s the inevitable Ned Kelly on the rear, which I’m not going to show you because you already can see it. In your “dreams”. 

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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22 Responses to Shit Ute

  1. GivDBird says:

    That’s nothin in comparison to a real country mans ute and it aint shit if there’s no RMW bull horn sticker but I do like those fly screen door bull bars.

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  2. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

    Jesus. Donnybrook. Wheatbelt. Country Certified Arsehole Utes. Fucking blog’s been taken over by Barnaby cunts.

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  3. Slanderer says:

    I presume that’s a heritage fence behind the heritage ute?

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  4. ewfire11 says:

    Country certified? Yeah Right. Bet this gentleman thinks he’s got a shield around him on those country roads. Kinda like ‘StarShip Enterprise’ and that he can ‘blat flat chat’ on any country road and he will never get that particular ‘Darwinian’ roo coming through his windscream at a massive rate of knots. Say goodnight.

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  5. Misspent Yoof says:

    Those look like BMW rims. That’s not very cuntry.

    PS pls clean your camera lens. Soft-porn focus is just wrong.

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  6. The atheist says:

    Soft porn focus is just fine. A 90% plastic, pretty much entirely impractical, try hard, likely city boy’s version of a ute, gets me horned up. I’m gonna find that ute an unload 10cc of man juice on it.

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  7. El Guisto says:

    It just needs a couple of shotguns, a confederate flag and a white hood on the seat…

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