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Your wife was just showing us her Klimt

Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt. You too, huh? She’s showin’ it to everybody. – She’s very proud of it. – I’m proud of mine, too, but I don’t wave it around at parties. – Rodney … Continue reading

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I’ve got sperm that jingle jangle jingle

6 -6 7 8 I’ve got sperm that -8 7 -6 6 -6 7 jingle, jangel, jingle 7 -8 8 9 8 -9 8 7 -6 7 As I go riding merrily along. 6 -6 7 8 -8 7 And … Continue reading

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I can already imagine the gaffa tape on your mouth

This is a Canberra Worst From John M, but we have had Wicked on before (although for the life of me I can’t find the post). Usually the vans are decorated to fall just on the dumbarse side of offensive, … Continue reading

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Bunbury Xmas

Merry christmas. To celebrate  The Worst of Perth’s second Baby-Jesus day, here’s how Bunbury celebrated 10 years ago. Boxing day post might be a little late.

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Criminal Record

Sounds the perfect room, and with no criminal record for 4 years, how could you resist?  Bentley.

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Weekend Worstoff 36

Have I put this from Grovesy up before? Can’t remember. Seems familiar, but I can’t find it. Anyhow, this I assume is now a totally vanished worst on Morrison Rd Midvale. Somehow Midland and international just don’t sit right together. … Continue reading

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A snifter or two

Stu snapped this on South Street, noting that Troy Buswell still has fans. By the way, not much Troy talk lately. Has he transcended his sniffing? And on the sniffing theme, another from Drew (of the Alsatian fame), who raised … Continue reading

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Special Avocados

Back to a classic, honest, down to earth Perth Worst from first time contributor Perthguy. Well I’m not sure if honest is quite right, and yet..?  Seen at Shopping centre at Altone Park – Beechboro. This shop seems to be … Continue reading

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Throw in urine, faeces and semen…

Throw in urine, faeces and semen and you’ve sold me guys. The advertising whiz who suggested this needs to be taken outside for a quiet word. When selling food products, don’t suggest that it may have bodily fluids in it. … Continue reading

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Santa Head Shot, Worst On Tour New Zealand

Is it wise to have a Santa head stuffed and mounted next to other exterminated wildlife? Think of the children! This is in Timaru, a sort of Bunbury of the South Island. But on the other hand, Timaru seems to have an … Continue reading

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