Criminal Record

Sounds the perfect room, and with no criminal record for 4 years, how could you resist?  Bentley.

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16 Responses to Criminal Record

  1. Bill O"Slatter says:

    But my criminal urges are building up.

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  2. Rolly says:

    Well, considering the undesirable types that hang out in the area (and that’s only the students) that’s a pretty good (non-) record.

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  3. David Cohen says:

    Perhaps the last tenant died with a felafel in his hand.

    At least it doesn’t have a toilet for outside entertaining.

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  4. Tony T says:

    In 1906 my house donned a balaclava and robbed a bank.

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  5. Bento says:

    My apartment hit a guy with a cricket bat.

    Too soon?

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  6. Rolly says:

    Is pirated CD a criminal record ?

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  7. flynn says:

    What self respecting shared uni house is nice looking outside or clean?

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  8. David Cohen says:

    Is criminal record the burglar who’s robbed the most banks??

    I thank you.

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  9. Rolly says:

    If you have a criminal record is that ‘groovy’?

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  10. Frank Calabrese says:

    If you have a criminal record is that ‘groovy’?

    If you’re a repeat offender, are you “Backtracking” ? :-)

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  11. Bento, re:
    “My apartment hit a guy with a cricket bat.

    Too soon?”

    Could never be too soon for a guy who called good riddance on Sattler’s departed dear old mum.

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  12. Bento says:

    Thanks for establishing some parameters LA.

    Speaking of Sattler, I see he’s done a couple of posts criticising Bush for going into Iraq. This doesn’t seem to sit comfortably with his established position on, well, everything else. Frank – can you find anything to confirm whether Sattler has always been an Iraq-sceptic?

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  13. Frank Calabrese says:

    Frank – can you find anything to confirm whether Sattler has always been an Iraq-sceptic?

    Howard on air has been consistant on this issue criticisibng Howard for getting involved etc.

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  14. Bento says:

    Well I never.

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  15. His mother has always been pro desert storm though. Fuck, the old cow wanted to go into Iran as far back as 1998!

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  16. Bento says:

    I heard that, too. She became quite hawkish after declaring ‘peace in our time’ in 1938.

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