Ride the wild octopus

Oh, sorry. It was a get up at 4am catch buses and trains and planes sort of day, and the worst I scheduled didn’t appear for some reason. In lieu of, let me post a not worst by Cameron Zombie Cave, a picture of Mummy throwing up after riding the Wild Octopus ride at the Timaru Fair. Not worst? Fucking Masterpiece.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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11 Responses to Ride the wild octopus

  1. David Cohen says:

    Flower power no
    antidote to Timaru’s
    Summery green bile.


  2. Bento says:

    Mummy should know better than to eat so much alfalfa before going to the fair.


  3. Bill O'Slatter says:

    Brilliant , echoes of Godzilla at the fair.


  4. Snuff says:

    Marvellous. If I paint a wild octopus, you might not see the octopus… but surely you will see the wildness !

    Mummy might have a future on Scando TV.


  5. golden1 says:

    Brilliant. What my children call “the sickness from within”.


  6. Rolly says:


    I like the illustration of ‘fire-in-the-belly’ too


  7. Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:

    Risen from the deep
    To restore nature’s balance
    Bilious kaiju


  8. poor lisa says:

    Superb. Even without the gush of staminade spew, the stance and the eyes show you what’s occurring.


  9. The Legend 101 says:

    Lets guess a lady throw up at a fair and her little boy or girl thought it was funny so they drew a picture is that what went on?.


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