Tag Archives: Cottesloe

Tableaux

I prefer it when Pete F. stays in Cottesloe. No further than Mosman park in any case. Beautiful shithouse Holden collection. And the red eyed rabbit? It’s in the olive green Torana’s boot. if you are lucky.

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Outrage Sunday 239 excellent article

Keep moving. You don’t want to be like the Abandoned Sauce Sachet of life.         No sauce needed on breakfast: a superb cured rodentia with pis-glazed wild mushroom in a formic jus. Mmmmmm so special.     Excellent: as … Continue reading

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Sans Lions

Pete F documents that gatepost lions are no more in Cottesloe. Sad. Poignant but sad.     

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Slow it down

I like how Napoleon Street is taking vibrancy down, way down with this popup path closure. I also heard that the famous street is getting a “parklet” which would be a mistake. Will it be here, or is this just … Continue reading

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Back doorz

Cottesloe. And can I say, more whiting, fewer wedges? That was a plate of chips with the barest dusting of fish.  

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Outrage Sunday 223 art attacks

Here’s a sneak peek of my bid to be at Sculpture by the Sea next year. The hungover bear staggers to the toilet, sits, and falls off. Repeat. Any suggestions on what to call it?      Or what about some … Continue reading

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boatshed

Good to see WAToady filing on the always-excellent Bell Tower Times. BUT – woe! – you can tell their reporter doesn’t do much strolling in the western suburbs. It is Boatshed, not the boatshed. Good DAY, sir.

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It’s Inevitable. 

I don’t care who you are. Eventually your thoughts will turn to C&B. Cottesloe. I guess she worked in the meat and two veg section?  UPDATE: Vanished Worst as at 10am – is that a record?    

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Outrage Sunday 176 flat Santa

Looks like Santa has been burning the candle at both ends! Or is he fellating himself under the relentless Wembley sky? My interest in Xmas flagged a long time ago. Don’t jump down chimneys in East Perth, Santa: you’ll get … Continue reading

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King Pork

Pete F. Documents the decadent verge life in the western suburbs. Is that a pogo stick?

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