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Teen boy lands seed

Hardly newsworthy, even in the sensation starved Western suburbs. Teenage boys are going to be landing seed left right and centre. Sometimes even on the ceiling. Surely it’s where they land it that’s important. From this spot in the Claremont … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 116 supreemo

Ah well. I laid in a goodly stock of vegetation pizza before bounce-down yesterday, but it wasn’t to be. Perhaps I should have got Shazza to fax me some non-meat parmy. Pete F eschewed footy for the Royal Show, and … Continue reading

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Swaggin

Swagging is country dogging right? And by the way – a lowered station wagon? Claremont.

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Outrage Sunday 74 fellow illuminati

This lonely City Beach wok gives me haiku urges. It’s south CB, of course. Scarborough surfboards are also coastally poetic, although I’m thinking more villanelle here, with a dash of unmetered Wintoning. But ultimately, with or without our woks and … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 63 your time is now

Enforce this, Rottnest Island Authority. Or should that be Authoriteh? Krazy Kym and I had a half double decaffeinated half-caf, with a twist of lemon, in the Swan Valley, but were baffled by the tasting notes. How can something called … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 55 chicen à la Greacque

What could be more delicious than a Greak salad by the side of an alfresco ham sandwich after an entree of sizzling chicen tofu vol-au-vents with a “variety of” flatbreads all washed down with some eau de dogging toilette? Je … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 43 pancakes

Tasteful colour, vibrant font – the only fly in the batter with this Guildford Road sign is few will see it as they concentrate on coping with the James Street bridge. This gourmet feast was suddenly abandoned in Guildford. Por … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 36 the fuzzy in the wuzzy

And the Hitachi, hose limp, standing ignored, Ranted and raged: ‘Once I was adored! For my function of fuzzy and glistening drum, But now I’m Worst, and it makes me all glum.’ The tree leaves sighed, and gave it a … Continue reading

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The straw that broke the Emu’s back

“To find the soul it is necessary to lose loose it”. -Alexander Luria. This shot was chilling in its intensity. Export through a straw! Urghh. We’re not in Fremantle any more are we Bluto? Auteured by Simon S. Claremont. (Although it looks more … Continue reading

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