Cloud Toileting

Posted on May 24, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Do we still hate Microsoft? I thought now you had to rail against Google or Apple or even Twitter. But look if we can now snap off a Darch straight to the cloud, them sign me up for Windows Vista right now. By Paul R, seen at mens room at Chancery House, The Esplanade. 

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Three songs of the sea

Posted on May 23, 2011 by AHC McDonald

By Pete F. By EV. Even without the Gropper spelling, dolphin seafood just sounds a bit like Kangaroo pet meat to me.And by Jaidn-Jaxxon’s friend Ganondorf who spotted this guaranteed linkfail while at Trigg, the breakers rolling in across the limestone spires like flecks of spittle on a Winton’s teeth.

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Outrage Sunday 4

Posted on May 22, 2011 by rottobloggo

Head pounding, lips cracked and dry, neighbour hammering at drums, and power off for six hours while something is done with power poles. So thank god an associate brought this back from his Camino walk. It is a nail clipper and nail file and bottle opener and key ring, so I bid you good day as I am going to sit in the bath in the dark with a Coopers and attend to my feet. I said good DAY.

UPDATE: 10.16AM: The morning has not improved. I took the bag from the Spud Shed with me, and there was only one ‘tatie left. I pulled it out, and before I took my first bite I lit a cigarette. It frightened me. Does it look like The Pope, or Arnold Schwarzenegger, or DSK? In my horror I threw it away and it’s now somewhere behind the toilet – still dark in here, so I can’t be certain.

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Weekend Worstoff 152

Posted on May 21, 2011 by AHC McDonald

As a brief “not worst” to start, let me thank the dudes at Blackbox Design for some technical help. And for the heads up that WordPress can be an absolute bastard. Good to know.

Paracleet is in Paris. Avenue Winston Churchill. 8th arrondissement.Natalia Fan #1’s brother is in Melbourne.Solari is also in Melbs. This ad was made cock compliant previously, (can’t remember when I showed it) but it was removed. Next day it was back. Is that a cravat? And one more from paracleet from London. Will and Kate condoms. Worst well.

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Rust on the Wang, Sun on the Stubble

Posted on May 20, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Whoa, Pete F can really sniff out a publicly funded art donger. What can I do but serve them up? Pete F says, “Outside some collective shed & opposite Freo tafekuntz Sth Mole.”

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…and grease on his rod

Posted on May 18, 2011 by AHC McDonald

A photo essay by Pete F, Exmouth. I had scheduled one by WAching, but I got a bit concerned that members of the “club” he was referencing wouldn’t appreciate it, so I chickened. This is nice though. One of the first things to consider with a fishing rod theme is the thought that it could look like someone with a giant erection. Being Exmouth, maybe it is an erection motif? Our hard earned city smartarse money has gone straight up these majestic organs in any case.

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Root and Branch

Posted on May 17, 2011 by AHC McDonald

You know, I’ve always believed that that a good idea for a blog would be “upside down pictures of trees that look like genitals. What do you think? I realise Snuff is going to immediately link me to such a blog already in existence. BTW is there any poindexter type that could assist me in setting up a wordpress.org template on a hosted site and importing an existing blog (not this one) into it. It claimed to be easy installation, but it doesn’t work.

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The Willagee Horror

Posted on May 17, 2011 by AHC McDonald

“Cocos palms, grass, and underbrush were whipped into a fury; and the frightened crowd near the Dance Collective headquarters in Winnacott Street Willagee, weakened by the lethal foetor, “the carpenter” they called “Teh Carps” that seemed about to asphyxiate them, were almost hurled off their feet. Dogs howled from the distance, grasstrees and foliage wilted to a curious, sickly yellow-grey, and over field and forest were scattered the bodies of dead kookaburras.”
Well at least this answers the question of what Willagee’s Alan Carpenter has been doing since he cocked up the last election. What the hell is going on up there? Something like this? Or maybe this? The Willagee Horror was auteured by Natalia Fan#1. You may need to click to enlarge. Leach Highway Willagee.

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Revive

Posted on May 16, 2011 by AHC McDonald

By Sarvnorouz​y. The lack of penis graffiti is what I find disturbing here. 

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outrage sunday III

Posted on May 15, 2011 by rottobloggo

I was going to post today but haven’t taken any good Worsts will be too busy. There’s a lot on today and my deadlines are mounting. I have to knock out 500 words on new envelope styles so that’s a quick AM trip to Officeworks Midland. Then it’s over to Applecross before the derby to interview some bloke who has a big collection of player cards. Before the big game I have to be at Langley Park for an event. The boss also wants a feature on inappropriate parking in Nollamara: how am I going to fit that in? How would you you write something like that anyway? Sheesh. May as well ask for something on people falling asleep in Shenton Park phone boxes. I told the boss this, and he said: “Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat – no matter who killed the meat for him.” WTF?

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