Need a light

Hugh Jass features this from Burswood Casino with a real or imagined boozie motif. Or something. Perhaps you can use a lighter to torch your car for insurance when you lose it all. Except you wouldn’t have $2 then either. 

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Outrage Sunday 48 bidet you adieu

What a wonderful week! My birthday, PROSH, The West bails from the Press Council, April Fools, Oettinger at $40 for 24 half-litre cans, and the anniversary of when we killed Jebus! It really is a wonderful world. On one of our many birthday celebrations (I am 46) we loved this shopfront on Teh Arrondissement. I pleaded with Krazy Kym to buy it for me but no joy.

Of course I immediately thought of that notorious rainmaker Bento when I saw this. Not because he gives people the shits: JOKE! Should you have your bento so close to your bidet? Is that good feng shui?

Now you know I, like our comedy-performing overlord, dislike recycling stuff from the Internet. But this from one of my Astana sources was just too delicious. It also gives me an excuse to show this.

To the shops at Claremont yesterday: sometimes when I go to the Quarter, I park where I want.

Is this the best April Fool’s joke ever? Please don’t tell anyone, but I believed it for most of the day – until I realised the date – after which I told everyone it was a prank – but then someone pointed out earlier coverage – I was so confused – it’s a cruel, cruel, world.

Have we been hard enough on Perth Now? Some think not. I enjoyed this effort yesterday. Random Breath Test? Glendalough is in Wembley? Under way is one word? Gairdner is Gardiner? Sheesh.

Happy Easter and gets lots of egg on your face.

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Weekend Worstoff 195

Not really doing a worstoff today, as I consider performing tonight worsting enough. But here’s a pic from Stu. Love in the butt to you all today. 

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The Tunnel Nightclub

Joel T. asks about this place, in light of all the nightclub nostalgia lately. I think we have had the building in before, (maybe) although I can’t remember if the mystery of it being a gay nightclub has been discussed -I’m assuming that tunnel like toolbox would be… In any case, the building itself has been all horrorshow on my psyche, as it used to be Midland Reception Centre, a place where I recorded many hideous Italian wedding receptions in the 1980s. I hope that like Jesus on this day, it dies and never rises. 

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Swinger

Two particularly inane licence plates. Taken with my own camera. Unfortunately not this polaroid swinger (full bush version) seen on the arrondissement.

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Capo

Apparently a wallaby will play Royal Telephone as it is sliced by the strings. (Too soon?) Perth CBD. She-Ra’s lair in the BG. The horns celebrate this festival.

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Wildcat Zebra

Amateur or wildcat zebra crossing in Preston point Road. By GB.

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Me doing Comedy

It will sell out, so book it if you want to go.

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Kalamundasaurus – Terrible Lizard

Stirk Street Kalamunda. Auteured by Shaun. I’m wavering between “Whoa!” and “The fuck!”. Maybe a not worst is called for. Even though it is way baaaad. And yet…

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Outrage Sunday 47 just a turn of phrase

Not a good day for Perth Now in the Federal Court last week: Justice Michael Barker found the site contravened the Racial Discrimination Act when it published four comments in 2008 after four Aboriginal boys died in a car crash near Pinjarra.

One of the comments: You can post as many comment as you like but it wont [sic] change anything untill [sic] the law makers of this land get off thier [sic] fat a## and get out of thier [sic] ivory towers and start dealing out real punishment to the low life instead of the 5 star treatment they get in prison they get 3 squares aday [sic] tv computer clean beds there are lots of holes in [Kalgoorlie I would use these scum as land fill’ [Comment 29 of 114 posted by Jack Reacher of 9:49am July 11, 2008].

Justice Barker gave Perth Now a sustained spray after a Perth Now lawyer said the author was “obviously not intending his comment to be taken literally … It is just a turn of phrase”.

“In my view, this comment does not leave anything to the imagination,” Justice Barker said. “I have no hesitation in finding that this latter expression, in the context of all the commentary on the website up to that point, and in the context of words used in the comment itself would be read by the reasonable reader as including the Aboriginal boys who had died in the car crash. Any other reading would be contrived and artificial. While ‘low life’ are deserving of ‘real punishment’, ‘these scum’ deserve to be used ‘as land fill’. The expression ‘these scum’ may refer to all ‘low life’ but it should particularly be taken to include the deceased Aboriginal boys. The word ‘scum’ is used here in its most pejorative way. The relevant definition of ‘scum’ in the Shorter Oxford English Dictionary is ‘worthless, despicable people; the most contemptible part of the population of a place, society etc’. This is exactly what the comment conveys. The boys are considered to be so despicable they should be used to fill a disused mineshaft near Kalgoorlie – that is to say, disposed of without trace. This comment is so deeply offensive, insulting and humiliating that it is breathtaking. For the respondent to suggest it was not meant to be taken literally and should be treated as ‘just a turn of phrase’ is, to say the least, unacceptable.”

Justice Barker awarded the mother of three of the boys $12,000 and said Perth Now had to remove the comments.

I can’t see the judgement online: perhaps someone can provide a link. (Link courtesy Andrew). Justice Barker has plenty more to say about Perth Now and its readers. I haven’t seen the judgement covered on a News Ltd site. Perhaps it will be in today’s Sunday Times.

Moderating those comments is so time-consuming!

Justice Barker said pre-judgement interest and costs will be discussed on Wednesday.

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