Neighbours 

Posted on April 10, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Orbea documents the most inconsiderate of neighbour – the smoking German herring eater. You try to bring some fucking culture to Bagot Rd Subiaco… Sorry herring smokers. It was a waste of time. 

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Outrage Sunday 289 no parklet in heaven

Posted on April 9, 2017 by rottobloggo

Krazy Kym dodged the Jehovah’s Witnesses yesterday. Afterwards I admired their pamphlet. I hadn’t realised there were subliminal messages about the Antichrist in the images. What is that bloke doing – threshing? The JWs say the Bible’s lunar calendar has Tuesday as the anniversary of Jesus’ death. Paradise at least will have parrots, mostly mono-coloured clothing, and no high-rise.
Here’s the god to whom KK and I pray! Do you dig our shrine roundabout?
“He who goes out weeping, bearing the seed for sowing, shall come home with shouts of joy, bringing his sheaves with him.”
“And almost all things are by the law purged with blood; and without shedding of blood is no remission.”

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An Fremantle 

Posted on April 7, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Pete F is decries the ever expanding boundary and timeline of Sculpture by The Sea. Will it, like TWOP become essentially a worst without borders?

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Coronoscopy

Posted on April 6, 2017 by AHC McDonald

I didn’t think there was another way to make one of the worlds shittiest beers, Corona, worse. Put a piece of lemon in it – OR – this. It remained undrunk. 

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Get behind it

Posted on April 5, 2017 by AHC McDonald

I’ve taken to just visiting the vacant site of the soon to be Guildford McDonalds and sighing in anticipation. Guildford knobheads are actually protesting against this, a site which has been waste ground for decades. Are Guildford residents the most up themselves in the city.?And now news that the Maccas will serve wine….Salute!

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Not Brutal Enough

Posted on April 4, 2017 by AHC McDonald

No architecture for a while but this…

I’m a big fan of Brutalism, but this hodgepodge in Wellington Street is sad to say rubbish. Especially the colourbond addition. Nursing or something. 

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Traditional 

Posted on April 3, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Strictly speaking these “blown” undies should be on the footpath with an empty goon bag, but I’ll allow it. Wait, is that a hand stitched gusset????

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Outrage Sunday 288 slow down

Posted on April 2, 2017 by rottobloggo

I found this deeply disappointing. Would it have killed Lego to have made this a gozleme van? “Cuban gozleme,” TLA said. “Even Lego pulled pork is played: Lego parklet next?” asked that wrist-bobber Bento.
On the other hand, JK noted the new seating at Greens & Co is friendly.
I went back to Floreat and felt a little sheepish.
Anyhoo – have to get cracking on this week’s gerbalism. Wait until I follow the money and connect the dots with these! Who will be quilty? I’ve codenamed this project ‘Woolarama’.

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Rewarding Mediocrity 

Posted on March 31, 2017 by AHC McDonald

It’s all very well, Ljuke to say that everyone is a winner and participation awards and “I ran in a race” and suchlike, but sometimes you’re just going to have to accept last place. 

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A Seat at The Table

Posted on March 30, 2017 by AHC McDonald

The former Chopstix site has become, of all things a community seat building centre! And these are a cut above the usual council arse resters. Even future PM Tim Hammond has been seen adzing jarrah logs for the project. I only hope that they can be sited against a muralled wall- or even outside the failed knock shop at 835 Beaufort. Inglewood. 

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