Brentwood Ninjas get the nod

Maybe there should be a category “pin board tableau”. Wonderful. I actually love the fact that there are ninjas training in Brentwood. Why the fuck not. Let them take on the forces of Zumba and the ir spray tan bosses. By Belltower Times.

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Battle of Wipers

From Scott towels to the real thing: it’s escalating. I’m not sure this is what Sir Frederick had in mind.wipermadness

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Cycle Instead

Says BuddhaLalaland. Well. Yes.

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You been gypped

By (I think) Bill O’Slatter. Maylands. I like the ac.

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The West Australian: great success!

I found Saturday’s page 3 report gratifying. The West is “among the most successful in Australia”. Heartening news for these troubled times. The weekend edition “is now only a few hundred copies away from being the country’s second-biggest selling newspaper on a Saturday.”thankstoyouIt is partly thanks to me, a loyal subscriber, so I was quietly chuffed. But, predictably, the negative unhelpful inappropriate carping began. This graph on that negative unhelpful innapropriate carping blog Mumbrella (dumb name, dumb site), for example. All they can do is say sales of the West during the week plunged by 8.7%, and 3.8% on Saturday. Sheesh! The West Australian is surging, as any fule kno.figures

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Coles Man

Coles Man. Maylands. By Bento. He looks vigilant. I guess.

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Outrage Sunday 110 you mug

The silicon chip inside my head was switched to overload earlier this week.mugThe next day I was in Burma, a sodden morning of the rains. A sickly light, like yellow tinfoil, was slanting over the high walls into the jail yard.mug2Good thing I didn’t come back from Burma by boat, which will be stopped. nopeEnough mugging about. I hope to see you at the UFO and crop circle meeting at the State Library today at 2pm. “See Crop Circles being drawn! Meet at coffee shop bit beforehand,” says the organiser. It is happening thanks to share-international.org, who are on the ball:

“Maitreya, the World Teacher, has been based in the Asian community of London since July 1977, gradually emerging into full public view.

Artist, author and lecturer Benjamin Creme has for over 35 years been preparing the way for this extraordinary event.

In December 2008 Benjamin Creme announced that in the very near future a large, bright star would appear in the sky visible throughout the world, night and day, heralding the imminent appearance of Maitreya in His first interview on a major US television programme.

Within weeks reports from all over the world of an unusually bright star, often moving and changing colour, began to appear in the media and on YouTube

On 14 January 2010 Benjamin Creme announced that Maitreya had given His first interview, on American television, and that millions had heard Him speak both on television and the internet.

Benjamin Creme explained: “He was introduced not as Maitreya, the World Teacher and Head of our Spiritual Hierarchy, but simply as a man, one of us. In this way He ‘ensures that men follow and support Him for the truth and sanity of His ideas rather than for His status’. He spoke earnestly of the need for peace, achievable only through the creation of justice and the sharing of the world’s resources.” BC2(This is Mr Creme, not Maitreya).

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Weekend Worstoff 261

Was good experimenting with a more editorial style WW last week. Will try again. This by “Dog’s Bollock” Pollock. Seen By The King. Thing is, it has never been about looks with Alannah, (obviously) so it is baffling as to why she thought she needed to go with the tricked up shot. It’s not like the Dunce from Dalkeith is any oil painting either. She’s just given him some ammunition. Team Alannah seems to have run off the rails a bit. mauled
And have people noted that Subiaco is having “vision scenarios”? With urban design framework scenarios? I’m not joking. There’s an activity centre structure plan too. Really. There is. “The visioning process, which is guiding the development of the Activity Centre Structure Plan, began earlier this year with a place making workshop…” Yes. A place making workshop. This is not satire. I can’t imagine Alannah putting up with crap like this in Neo Stirling. When you thought Subi couldn’t get any lower, they hold a place making workshop. And you can bet that the place making, visioning and structure plans were scuppered by old buffers who don’t want anything, and councillors who want to do everything possible that’s shithouse. Town planners will never get any decent plans for Subi through, until the old people die and the council gets sacked for some kind of corruption. Until there’s a single administrator and a mass grave full of pensioners, there won’t be vision one happening in Subi. The place making must be noded on council sackings and dead residents. There, I’ve said it.

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Sporty

Hard to imagine a less sporty vehicle. Chromies are a nice touch though. As is the Cocos.sporty

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Stone (ville) killer

I would hope that the postie refused to deliver to this Stoneville murder tribute. Have we ever had Stoneville up? On one hand, I have found that in most cases, auteurs vastly overestimate the quality of their senses of humour when it comes to letterbox design. Generally they believe they have one, when in fact they don’t. (With notable exceptions). And this bloke is not embarrassed to show the world that he is a fucking Carlton drinker. Another Carlton Mid Mate? On the other hand is it better than a standard box. Maybe just. D for effort. F for concept. By Slushpopcorn.StonevilleA

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