Outrage Sunday 122 this is not news

Posted on November 10, 2013 by rottobloggo

I’m pleased to report the wonderful world of newspapers has turned the corner! “Readership declines less” is this take on the latest circulation figures (The West lost only 0.8 per cent). I trust this will help put an end to some of the unhelpful carping negativity, like this graffiti seen in a Guildford kitchen. IMG_7426Meanwhile, Bento wonders if the car industry is also trying to be all things to all people. I guess they have a wide range of Jesus wagons. specialising

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Snuff’s Missing Links 10

Posted on November 9, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Punch him in the face.

Hovenring.

A mission for BSWAM. Like our own Willagee Horror, Helene.

Serendipity.

FARC

Walmartians, Arizona.

Should I scream and shout?

Zoom.

UTA Flight 772.

Ama. With bonus Tampopo scene, (including the Adagietto from Mahler’s 5th). WARNING : Contains partial nudity

Vice versed.

And finally, what’s Bill Gates’ favourite course ? This one. He liked it so much that he’s now funding it so that we can all take it for free, online. The 8 modules should each take about an hour to complete.

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Midland Jesus

Posted on November 8, 2013 by AHC McDonald

I think these guys believe the rapture will happen before they get a yellow sticker. By Mack B. Midland. But Jesus won’t be returning before hover cars – at the earliest.jesus

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Teen boy lands seed

Posted on November 7, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Hardly newsworthy, even in the sensation starved Western suburbs. Teenage boys are going to be landing seed left right and centre. Sometimes even on the ceiling. Surely it’s where they land it that’s important. From this spot in the Claremont Quarter, an accurate teen boy could probably land some as far away as the Methodist Ladies College. By Pete F.seed

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Another Worst Christmas

Posted on November 6, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Tinsel Logs are disguising our surveillance cameras. Rumpapumpum. By The colour H.

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Royalty

Posted on November 5, 2013 by AHC McDonald

A Japanese restaurant has a Royalty card? I don’t want to believe they ordered this on the phone. It would just be too much “me no rikey”. I just think they are planking us. I mean pranking. B

    Skink. Mt Lawley.

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Blue Cocos

Posted on November 4, 2013 by AHC McDonald

More than one Cocos submission this week. Their reign of terror may be ending. This by Perineum. Weipa. Queensland.

So, it’s Weipa, right, and you’re there in the most unusual circumstances,
and it’s really, really fucking hot and the beautiful white beaches and
sparkling oceans are full of death and the only sanctuary is the Heritage
Thai restaurant, which is cool and inviting and due – it says here – to the
bar manager’s recent bout of madness is selling imported beer at
(relatively) affordable prices and you realise that they really do ‘do
things differently in FNQ’ and you are crying tears of joy and relief at the
craziness of all that surrounds you; the hilariously barbed menu items, the
decorative pot pouri of Polynesian, Canadian, Thai, faux French (both
provincial and Louis XVIII) and various other unidentifiable styles, and
especially the fake cocos palms outside and then at dusk you see that this
place just keeps on giving and you feel ashamed at your earlier smug city-boy condescension…

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Outrage Sunday 121 Steve Waugh Book

Posted on November 3, 2013 by rottobloggo

The meaning of what? Krazy Kym and I saw SW once. We were waiting for someone at the airport. First out of the gate was the man himself. KK tugged my sleeve and said, “Look honey, it’s Steve Waugh”. My jaw dropped and I was incapable of speech. KK was better, and as the great man neared she said: “Hi Steve, welcome to Perth”. His reply: “Gannhhnnnn”. I was disappointed, considering the amount of good cheer I sent his way in 1997 at Old Trafford. stevewaughbook

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Snuff’s Missing Links 9

Posted on November 2, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Snuff sez,

And here’s a collection of his best tweets, photos and videos.
In the market for a pdf ?
Speaking of which, here’s an excellent website for compressing pdf files without noticeable loss of quality, online, free. I tested it on a few large ones and they were instantly reduced to around 40% of their original size.

Breaking news. Use found for golf.
I’ve linked to a review (and a very short audio file) of this before (in Snuff’s Missing Links 1), but here’s a longer video for those interested. Personally, they had me at 160 hp and 120 ft/lbs of torque.

And here are 21 of their best.
Well I’ll be Bertied.

Hum me a few bars. (Fine work in the comments, with the prize going to lochaber1’s reply to Rich Rochester.)

Cannot. Be. Unseen.

Registered lawn.

Finally, those with fond memories of Babakiueria from 1986 …

… will find much to enjoy in this fearless expedition among the fascinating tribes of darkest Austria.

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Footy Franks

Posted on November 1, 2013 by AHC McDonald

West Perth. By Bento. Does he have the world’s biggest foreskin, or are they selling foot longs in there? Don’t answer that.frank frank2

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