Great Helmsman

Posted on November 19, 2013 by AHC McDonald

And those pricks say I don’t give back to the community. With great worsting comes great responsibility.

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Wide Boy

Posted on November 19, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Again mining Matthew M’s dead phone archive. Cervantes. I have no idea.

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Keep you up?

Posted on November 18, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Hoopla Cafe in Kensington needs to start paying their barista more. What a magnificent coffee! But just think what could have been added with one spot of nutmeg, a dusting of cinnamon and a puff of white chocolate! Ian B. had to distract his son while he quickly erased this masterpiece with a spoon.hoopla

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Outrage Sunday 123 poor show

Posted on November 17, 2013 by rottobloggo

A very poor show indeed from youths in Peppermint Grove on Halloween when it came to egg selection. The list was eggscised from my final report, but as well as the Pioneer Farm cage eggs you see here, there were Woolworths Home Brand XL cage eggs, and Faberge Torture Mega. fuckyoucuntThe latest MoMA series ends soon: good show. The Sunday Times was also massively popular. Please.poorshowImagine if Bento or TLA had this responsibility chart in their rooms: I fear it would be a very poor show indeed. But I put on a perfect show last week – in fact, as you can see, it was an all-star performance. Will there be a $1000 Borders voucher in my lunchbox tomorrow? responsibilitychartWhat are One Direction doing here? It looks like a poor show, and a bit suss. And since when has David ‘Ding Dong/Jezza/Swear Bear’ Bell been a member of the ensemble? Why would he leave jerbalism to be part of a $50 million business? ODODdingdong

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Snuff’s Missing Links 11

Posted on November 16, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Machu Picchu. On stilts.

i must warn you i’m roger moore

I fought the law.

Russian space program.

I was lookin’ back to see if you were lookin’ back at me
To see me lookin’ back at you

The small bar can be opened whenever you like.

The rainbow connection.

Alexa Meade TED.

2D painter.

Time.

Sold.

Good riddance.

Worst well.

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Harvesting Souls

Posted on November 15, 2013 by AHC McDonald

“And I will make you a seed driller of men…”Some gold in Matthew M ‘s dead phone archive. Somewhere in the wheatbelt.

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Badgi Beach Ball Babe

Posted on November 14, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Matthew M has been cleaning out his old phone, and found a few classics. In the general vicinity of Badgingarra, but really just nowhere, unless you would describe the whole region as “subsidy country”. Not without it’s charm. I like the hair.Badgingarra-1 Badgingarra-2

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Alternative Perths

Posted on November 12, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Nice to see there’s a Tasmanian Perth, complete with windmills. Tasmania also has topiary town Railton. By Misspent Yoof.

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Bizarro World

Posted on November 11, 2013 by AHC McDonald

If this had been Teh “Ling aka The Stirling Arms, Perth’s Kiwi Pub, you could understand this, but at the Captain StirLING in Nedlands? Whoa! This sheep rooting tableau just blows the mind. They are knobbing sheep? In the Western Suburbs? Have they run out of Methodist ladies? By Matthew “teh iconoclast” M. I really don’t know what to say. Balls deep? No, I refuse to believe it unless it is a faked story in The Post. And on that subject, could the Media and Jugglers alliance please look into the pay scales at The Post. If they are going to be constructing the news with a bunch of performance artists and clowns, the pay rate should be substantially reduced.sheep

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