Midland Jesus

I think these guys believe the rapture will happen before they get a yellow sticker. By Mack B. Midland. But Jesus won’t be returning before hover cars – at the earliest.jesus

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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19 Responses to Midland Jesus

  1. Shazza says:

    Jesus is Coming Back – Quickly.
    Now why hasn’t that been made into a bumper sticker? That’s right up there with Jesus is Coming, Look Busy.


  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    it is easier for a Barina to find a park at Midland Gate than for an Audi to enter the kingdom of Wilson Parking.


  3. Perineum says:

    Where does Jesus stand on teen boys landing seed?

    On reflection, i should reword that sentence.



  4. GivDBird says:

    we’re all fucked anyway


  5. mancey says:

    If Jesus is coming back, i kinda think he’ll have better things to do than hang out in Midland


  6. billoslatter says:

    Jebu ,is in his book of prophenations, foretell the following.”Yeah in the year of Fiorente bullshit, the following occur. False prophets circle the Midland shopping centre and even though you do you utmost to avoid them, you see them three times.”


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