Footy Franks

Posted on November 1, 2013 by AHC McDonald

West Perth. By Bento. Does he have the world’s biggest foreskin, or are they selling foot longs in there? Don’t answer that.frank frank2

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Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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16 Responses to Footy Franks

  1. Gpysy says:
    November 1, 2013 at 7:30 am

    Minus a few points for abject laziness of not going back later for a better lit shot, but certainly takes the sting out of one’s own masterpieces being overlooked in favour of dead horse re-blogging etc. et al.

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    • Shazza says:
      November 1, 2013 at 10:55 am

      Brilliant. Bogans, Melbourne references, Buswell, John Hughes, Bree, it’s got it all…almost. Where’s Patti?
      And who’s that nasty pasty at the end?

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      • Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:
        November 1, 2013 at 5:37 pm

        Hopefully they had The Buzz miked up when he went dry humping for prawns. Adele might want to subpoena that bit as evidence.

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    • Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:
      November 1, 2013 at 11:11 am

      What has been seen cannot be unseen.

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    • The Bell Tower Times says:
      November 1, 2013 at 11:33 am

      thats the most beautiful video i’v ever seen

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    • Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:
      November 1, 2013 at 5:34 pm

      It’s not often that someone uses “Bree Maddox”and “opened up” in the same sentence that actually makes it to print.

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    • billoslatter says:
      November 2, 2013 at 8:25 am

      This reminds me of something, wait, it’s my own idea. Apologies that it’s in dot point form :
      Festival of Big Stupid Ides
      Convenor Andrew McDonald
      Sir Phil “International” Adams presents “The Opening Mainie Memorial Address” to the
      assembled roads scholar and futurers , who look unabashedly into the future without blinking.
      • Can Stupid ideas lead to fatal death in the paper?
      • Multi-function polis: 20 years on, a renewal.
      • Vibrancy
      • Is Poetry/haiku, a window to the soul?
      • The convention centre
      • Queen Elizabeth quay
      • Towards Perth Mars Launch 2050
      • A kinder and gentler Perth with cheaper beer and coffee, nice manners on the roads
      • Wither journalism with DFOC, is the Internet a source of stupidity?
      • Can you handle the stupid?
      • 200 kilometres of beach side suburb (Burt Lancaster style swimming up the coast via swimming pools)
      • Plenary sessions, whores doovers and birdie nom noms.( KFC replacement pieces of chichen).
      • Perth Arena
      • Adele v Troy, are defamation suits proof of idiocy? What happened with the house they had together “El Passiona” ?
      • Tax planning with Twiggy and Ginny.
      • The different camps of flouro.
      • Sex orientation discussion with Bree Madfuck.
      Aim for the festival: Positive outcomes. Life affirmment.

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  3. JaneZ says:
    November 1, 2013 at 3:14 pm

    Jesus fuck.

    I like the delicate visual metaphor for the two-speed economy.

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    • orbea says:
      November 1, 2013 at 5:01 pm

      OMG cant you see that Bree was breaking up with Mal???!!! yet she still stayed with the vanity project, I mean in-depth gerbilism

      “Heartless, its just like how my staff had to ‘come-out’ ZOMG
      Anyhoo buy THIS beer instead not THAT beer”

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