Christmas trim shop

TWOP’s resident rainmaker Bento – for it is he – is on fire this week. Spotting the first mention of the year of the Xmas spectre is ace, but identifying the fuddled meaning of the sign is the orange twist on the Negroni. inconvenience

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We can haz Free piss

Tonight Outrage taunted me by phone that he was out on a small bar Junket. I retorted that I was already in the middle of a freepiss frenzy on the other side of town. Does it really matter who was skulling the Amberley roast beef and horseradish and who was injecting the Jouert? Let’s us both separately assure youse cunts that we are both working for YOUR vibrancy ALL the time. WE TAKE NO PLEASURE FROM THE ENDLESS CHINESE SPOONS filled with prawn steaks or fennel ragu. We are working for YOUR future. In YOUR city. And…ok what’s that? An ice twin towers 9/11 Jenga? Well, I don’t mind if I do!

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Brown

A haunting scene from the western suburbs by WGG.

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Does the aboriginal have a future?

That was the disturbing (1977) question that Shazza came across (while apparently creeping the houses of shut ins and hoarders), in O’connor (?)

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Absolutely! Contends #NF#1 from this equally disturbing tableau in Greenmount. Which should be in 1967, but is alas today.

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Education Cuts

The Abbott Government’s massive cuts to tertiary education have already hit UWA’s Social Sciences. That chunk of the building is already being redistributed to rich white climate change deniers.

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Outrage Sunday 162 caption competition

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Snuff’s Missing Links 39

He’s back and he’s Thetan-ed up the Ying Yang.

How to talk Australians.

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Chimney

Chimney by Shazza. SoFro?

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Bite

I really like this cottage mansion in Rockingham. Especially the shark teeth. By Alasdair.rocky

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Nation Drunk on Kalamunda’s Shame

This blog received an emergency call from Waleed Aly on Radio National’s Drive show last night. The nation was gagging for news of just how much of a craphole Kalamunda is. Apparently. Never been on Radio National before. I’ve always had a dream to be constantly interrupted by Phillip Adams. One step closer. The audio is here. I did get to mention that I started the blog to label a journalist the worst in Australia. Mt Isa was suggested as being uglier than Kalamunda. I suggested a copper mine might brighten up Kala. Touche Waleed.

Aly, "gagging" for Kalamunda news.

Aly, “gagging” for Kalamunda news.

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