We can haz Free piss

Tonight Outrage taunted me by phone that he was out on a small bar Junket. I retorted that I was already in the middle of a freepiss frenzy on the other side of town. Does it really matter who was skulling the Amberley roast beef and horseradish and who was injecting the Jouert? Let’s us both separately assure youse cunts that we are both working for YOUR vibrancy ALL the time. WE TAKE NO PLEASURE FROM THE ENDLESS CHINESE SPOONS filled with prawn steaks or fennel ragu. We are working for YOUR future. In YOUR city. And…ok what’s that? An ice twin towers 9/11 Jenga? Well, I don’t mind if I do!

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About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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14 Responses to We can haz Free piss

  1. Rong1 says:

    But was the Emperor and his Troy Boy there?

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  2. juantrak says:

    That’s the worst selfie I’ve ever seen.
    It looks like the Emperor condescendingly looking down on his lowly subjects, right before he pisses on their worthless heads – as Colin is wont to do.
    What’s worse, is, I can see every hair up inside your nose.
    And that style of glasses does nothing for you. Get rid of them.

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  3. NF#1 says:

    Old McDonald had a blog
    To vibrancy it added
    Week-nightly he cooked up his posts
    However sore or ragged

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  4. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    I only like vibrancy when it is well planned.

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