Outrage Sunday 162 caption competition

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29 Responses to Outrage Sunday 162 caption competition

  1. Snuff says:

    David was confident eschewing an adult diaper would clinch the Baywatch audition.

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  2. Niall says:

    Shit. Here they come again. Just keep walking. Stay cool. Don’t let them see that you’re Orlando Bloom.

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  3. NF#1 says:

    Far From the Maddington Crowd

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  4. orbea says:

    “So we have to do the ‘Welcome to Cuntry” for the suit?”

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    • Sir Bill International says:

      It certainly needs explanation. Why does Sir Davo need a welcome to cuntry by the white faced tit men when it is obviously his cuntry, that is to say another day at the office Aussie style, and why is his factotum, Janine Scrotum, carrying a stool and a leash ?
      Are they all to be interviewed later for his column in the Mirrabooka Looker ?

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  5. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

    What a cunt.

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  6. Snuff says:

    Subsequent to the triumph of the gaint goon, Sculpture by the Sea went rapidly downhill.

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  7. skink says:

    ‘Cottesloe toilets were so backed up that intrepid local reporter David ‘Fucking Outrage’ Cohen described it as ‘an ocean of piss’ and needed a canoe to conduct his weekly report.’

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  8. Bento says:

    David finally found the perfect way to disguise those pesky ‘Cottesloe Semis’ that plagued his professional career.

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  9. Rolly says:

    “It’s too bloody cold to wear board shorts…”

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  10. Don Smith says:

    White men in diapers dog MOSAD agent disguised as iron man competitor

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  11. Hack says:

    Now that’s what I call a f****en man bag

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  12. paracleet says:

    Drowning yourself – You’re doing it wrong.

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