What do you need when you’re living in an “excitement pocket” in Subi (apart from a levitating pool girl?? Your in-house gardener, never without a glass of upside-down cab sav. At least there are no bulging foreheads. 
Ah, Subi. The vibrancy is in the plumbing. 
Snuff Parrot and I were entranced with this 7 News Facetube promo. How can a teenager afford to buy a house, even if it’s in Darch? And has he really crashed it? I don’t think that’s going to qualify for the ECU study.
Behold: the Winged Samothrace of Vibrancy. 
Fack you, you’re welcome.
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At last, Subi vibrancy is back bitches! Excitement pockets fantastic!
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Excitement pocket sounds like some sort of male auto-erotic enhancement device. Surely they are not suggesting Subi is full of wankers?
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clarify bulging foreheads is this a reference to a particular person or certain race.
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Indeed the “Bulgers” were a species of hominid (Homos) between Homo Hamburgerensis ( example Nordburger ) and modern man (the misnamed Homo Sapiens or wise homo)
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