gentlemen please

There’s much to admire in this Crawley toilet scene. Politeness, and a please and a thank you never go astray. But of course the pernickety looser in me wondered why we have to flush while in mid-stream. And lamination never goes out of style. IMG_3997IMG_3996

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12 Responses to gentlemen please

  1. Rong1 says:

    That notice will come in handy coz there’s no dunny paper!

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  2. juantrak says:

    WTF is a SOAP HOLDER doing in the dunny?? No need to bend over to pick up the soap, it’s right there at hand, for some instant arse-lube??
    Geez, and here’s me thinking they were trying to discourage gays from hanging around every dunny.

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  3. John McNamara says:

    That’s how we (toilet) roll in Crawley.

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  4. Reign of Error says:

    The plastic Caroma Twin-Set and bagged render speaks of a California Bungalow that has fallen victim to an early 80’s low budget reno. Many times have I emptied an Emu Export laden bladder in such a facility.

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  5. you'll get wet says:

    I’m sitting here just contemplatin’
    Arse so sore feels like it’s inflatin’
    Thinkin ‘of all the skid marks there’ll be on the china
    Bowls flushin’ lids closin’ all these damn regulations
    And you tell me over and over again my friend
    Ah you don’t believe we’re on the eve of lam-in-a-tion
    No you don’t believe we’re on the eve of lam-in-a-tion

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  6. Snuff says:

    The mid-stream flush might not be as problematic as closing the lid.

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  7. GivDBird says:

    …and fart in that > general direction

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  8. John McNamara says:

    … and gentlemen let me assure you, as Outrage will attest, I was on hand with “TP”, as we call it in Crawley.

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  9. Dylan H. says:

    I, for one, welcome the addition of the soap holder without any soap in it. It suggests, in an open display of bravado, that the venue is confident no-one will find a way to put shit in it. If anything, the presence of soap would indicate a prior experience to the contrary.

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