Category Archives: Worst suburb

Oh Craigie!

A sad attempt by Craigie to grab some of the slops of Beaufort Street’s post (shown here in its pre post vibrant plumage) vibrancy. I guess it’s a valiant attempt to dress up Craigie’s dogging ramp, and I think beaufort … Continue reading

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Kalamunda “Still Baffled”…

…as ugly continues to go all the way to the bone. From Echo Kalamunda News, 11 Oct 2014.

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Nation Drunk on Kalamunda’s Shame

This blog received an emergency call from Waleed Aly on Radio National’s Drive show last night. The nation was gagging for news of just how much of a craphole Kalamunda is. Apparently. Never been on Radio National before. I’ve always … Continue reading

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Yoked to Progress

As Kalamunda Shire lets the side down so much so that some people are welcoming their potential Belmont overlords, it is up to Gooseberry Hill to provide the satirical artwork. Guernica like in its scope, this piece depicts the yoked … Continue reading

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Me on 6PR tonight -anti mundite

I will be interviewed on 6PR tonight (Sunday 24th August) about Kalamunda. ie how crap the town centre is. 9:10pm. Mundites and anti-mundites, keep it locked!

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Inglewood

With Snuff only now reaching Thetan status, NF#1 wants you to BE Inglewood.

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Kalamunda bites back

Kala heavyweights have responded with cliches from both barrels to TLA’s savage attack 12 days ago. The Midland-Kalamunda Reporter’s Joel Kelly (whom my sources say lives in Parkerville) coaxed quotes from council CEO Rhonda Hardy about the TWOP outrage. “Beauty … Continue reading

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The Sands of Jindalee

Bento found another bong graveyard in another possibly fictitious suburb Jindalee. Is it real? It’s no Darch.

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Unless Rapture

Beautiful multiworst submission from Bill O’Slatter. The pencil pines, the Cocoses,the savage blue sky, the brick and tile, the Morleyness – and is that a Queensland Box hiding back there? You’d be positively satanic to refuse that plea to play … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 151 Ode to an Airport Trolley in the Carpark

Here, among the businesslike grass, this trundler from the interminable carpet, a welcome that wobbled, now guttered in front of me dead. Confounded by the Belmont dross – these taxis, budget of dew – only you rolled through the duty … Continue reading

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