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Ya fucken famous cuz
they didn’t read it, did they?
Anti – Mundite til I die
Nope. They did not.
So there you go, when it comes to planning, architecture, public amenities and so on it’s what’s on the inside that counts.
Fucking morons. What’s not inside is customers ya dopes.
And the recent approvals are likely to be homes for old people.
The vibrancy-enhancing underground power?
Are you seeking trolls?
It’s a Goth corridor ,for aged zombies.
The typo at the bottom of the news column is a nice touch; “What do you think? Have you say at http://www…. “
Should say “speak you’re brane”.
You’re pathetic little website is pathetic its attacks on us kalamundians is disgusting. I’ll bet you wouldn’t be spewing your left wing labour party politics if we were full of young hoodlums like down there on the flats but because we’re a community of elderly responsible people you feel the need to continually attack us!
You start off by abusing our lack of planning and now our fantastic shire council spells out how were improving our city centre and you attack us more.
Why don’t you all get a job, I can’t wait until tony abbot makes you get jobs and you won’t have the time to write this vitriol anymore
Unless trolling, this is really a bit rich coming from some retiree bludger. Why should I have to work and pay taxes just so you can have subsidised dentures and bus outings? Stick your free-market economics and utter lack of irony where they fit. While I’m at it, this took me a sum total of 30 seconds to write, while your ill-thought out diatribe most likely took hours.
I assumed it was a joke.
I just wanted to practice the phrase “retiree bludger.”
I’m not a retiree I’ll have you know I am a succesful accountant and have operated my own business for years unlike you parasites! Just stay out of our wonderful town and keep down there on the flats an leave us alone.
you are satire, aren’t you?
and might i suggest that the word ‘disgusting’ is completely played out.
Another accountant? I guess that explains why you can barely spell. And I think you’ll find the preferred term is ‘Mundite’. Please make a note.
You’ve got his number, Bento! Har har har!
“Pro-mundite”, strictly speaking.
They are an angry people aren’t they. And persistent
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Is it the same accountant? Can I be bothered searching the ip? No. The accountant crack was why it is totes a joke.
You mean I’ve failed to spot an obvious parody? Ai ya. Now I know how John McGlue feels.
I always thought the correct term for someone from this city (city? really?) was ‘Kalamunter’
Munti Teh Mufti The K. True story.
Do you really mean to say that a Diploma in Social Parasitolgy is not actually a requirement for CPA qualification ??
Of all the blood sucking professions, I have always considered accountancy to be the acme of fiduciary fiddling.
Mainly legal, yes; but morally highly questionable.
And just in case you are about to further denegrate the reputations of the contributors here, many are actively engaged in worthwhile occupations and shouldering their fair share of the Taxation burden.
I’m retired, but, during my working life as an Aviation professional, I did work that actually contributed to the economy, rather than feeding off it.
So stuff that in your fiscal spreadsheets.
Maybe the reason that there are more accountants up here is because we are a predominantly more mature and educated demographic, accountancy is a highly respected profession am I meant to be impressed that you were in ‘aviation’ as what a pilot that’s just a glorified aerial bus driver or an aeronautical technician (aerial bus mechanic) either way you’re immature opinions of a typical manual labour position.
What about this ? The small bar in Haynes St is called “The Jolly Jumped Up”.
Just bring back The Last Drop in an alley already.
The alley should be called the council dithering. (Upper)
with the alley subtitled “The Council is a Sheltered Workshop”. The small bar called “Drop Counsel” with its emblem the Kalamunda logo with a small moustache making the emblem look like a gumnut Hitler.
“I’m an accountant and consequently too boring to be of interest”
Insulted by an ink blotter, you’ve reached peak blogg TLA
Definitely a school child!
One who has yet to grasp the fundamentals of the English language.
Best Troll Ever!
Someone related to the Yardley clan? Bwuce and the undertaker? Nice moustache btw
Out of interest I made a survey of other Kalamundians I spoke to on the weekend. Yes all, the secret is out, El Guisto took a visit to the world famous shitter that is the BIG K! I just had to see for it my self.
I feel there is interesting thesis material here should I ever decide on another Phd.
My curiosity was piqued by Rardey’s vitriol about the well informed and totally unbiased scriptings of our fair mentor, TLA.
So my question to the Kalamundians I met was of the following…
“tell me good sir, or damsel, what be your response to the statement…?
Accountancy is a well respected profession”.
A number of responses (all, I am sorry to say, in the negative), bought forth amongst them the following pearls of wisdom….
“A bunch of shysters”. Shop owner.
“3 feet lower than a snakes asshole” Sea Captain.
“I give birth to one about 9 in the morning, but always flush the toilet afterwards” mechanic.
“We had to bury two up in gangara pines they was that fuckin bent” outlaw motorcycle gang member.
“I often expect to meet one where I work” proctologist.
I was shocked at the crudeness of this, but consider such shitty surroundings may breed barbarism on a vast scale. I have a theory that culture is bred in urbane surroundings so the opposite may be true.
So as you see Rardey, there may be other accountants in Kalamunda, but it appears none are admitting it even to their friends and loved ones.
What is it with raging accountants? I don’t recall ‘the flats’ being used as a pejorative before, is this a new thing?
someone once recommended an accountant in Kalamunda to me. I went up there and had a consultation where they told me how they would save me a lot of money on my tax. At the end of the ‘free first meeting’ I told them that I wasn’t convinced that their scheme was legal and declined to sign up. They then sent me a xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I’m pretty sure we could say that, but I’m erring on the side of caution.
Tut tut Rardey, you know that when you lash out at someone, you’ re really just lashing out at yourself
How’s your mate tony going creating jobs? Just to clear up something, all the Labor voters I know have jobs and pay the proper amount of tax. Unlike the big end of town. Me thinks you are an angry sad little fellow, who needs to blame someone.
Accountants are weird.
It’s because the have to fondle an abacus all day without any release of such an unseemly state of heightened excitement.
Mind you they appear to be vicious brutes, these kalamunda accountants. Maybe the shire council should consider by-laws for muzzling them in public?