Category Archives: worst sign

Hahn Ice

Lisa sent this in as a sort of not worst, or maybe as a heritage action in case Murray Lodge in West Perth disappears. I do seem to remember that the old motel had been sold or was on the … Continue reading

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Bon Scott Owns This Land…

Even on Christmas Day, I still get sent quality. It is good to acknowledge the traditional owner of West Perth, Bon Scott. I wish someone would cut the head off the Bon Statue as they’ve done to Yagan, the traditional … Continue reading

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Wayning Interest

I seem to have missed some of the context of this somewhere, but loopy commenter Wayne, who may even work at The Fremantle Arts Centre has made up an unfunny sign in response to this funny sign? Or have I … Continue reading

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Wipe it on the Curtains

I have always thought there’d be more worsts from Gosnells, but people generally don’t like going there, don’t want to admit they live there, are too scared to go there, or are too scared to take out a camera if … Continue reading

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Cock Burn Split Sister

Hey split sister who’s the one you want? Hey split sister COCK BURN! It’s a nice day to start again… Billy Idol Some nice South of River worsting from Gregg who wonders (not out loud) whether cock, burn, split and … Continue reading

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Que? Myers goes Fawlty Towers on Santa’s Arse

Speaking of sub editors, something from Squib (who I think has been absent from the comment section for a while.) Que indeed. I have a picture in my head of Outrage Cohen clipping Santa on the back of the head.

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Sheep Manure. Apply Within

Thanks to those that came to the live show last night. Went pretty well I think. Now, today. WAtching provides this remarkable shot which I have linked to the larger version because it’s such a nice photo. I have to … Continue reading

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Rocky V

Comedy starts at 8 tonight. I think will be a good night. What is it about Rockingham? How come even a Midland resident can feel superior? Has it got something to do with having that damp teatowel Mark McGowan as … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 83

Hope to see some of youse pigs at The Brisbane tonight. I will be there from 7. Will try to post from the pub to give you any status reports. Also those on twitter lets go with #lazyaussie as the … Continue reading

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Don’t eat the brown water

From Nicola on her way through Adelaide. Adelaide has always been famous for its bad beer, (although as I’ve said before, New Zealand’s Speights is the worst of all beers) and it is always blamed on the water. Maybe it’s … Continue reading

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