Wipe it on the Curtains

I have always thought there’d be more worsts from Gosnells, but people generally don’t like going there, don’t want to admit they live there, are too scared to go there, or are too scared to take out a camera if they are there. Chris braves all of the above to get this wonderful tool/pawn shop near Gosnells Station. Can it really be true that they buy curtains? Wouldn’t you only get curtains Gosnells blokes have wiped their knobs on after “whipping it out”? I suppose you don’t need curtains if you have aluminium foil on the windows. Very nice worst Chris.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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38 Responses to Wipe it on the Curtains

  1. Whoops, put the wrong time to publish on this.

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  2. Bento says:

    Just awesome. It was worth the wait.

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  3. David Cohen says:

    About time: I called you half an hour but it went to message bank.

    Why aren’t you available to take my enquiries 24/7?

    If it’s Jack’s Tools, would it be Jill’s Curtains?

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    • Have the day off. Thought I might get a comment on this tweet from you. I’m guessing you’d be a belt twine man.

      “Retail Trade Association reports. Most common Xmas gifts requested by journos. Jumper leads. Shoe repair kits. Twine for belts. Light globes…”

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  4. Michael says:

    This is awesome.

    I like the bollards too, especially in front of the windowless tool shop. I guess tanks must be the vehicle of choice once you cross the railroad on Albany Highway.

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  5. Onanist says:

    There are hip high crusty marks on curtains all over Australia, not just in Gosnells, I’ll have you know!

    And Singapore?
    http://www.streetdirectory.com/classifieds/singapore/home_services/carpet_and_curtain/wall_paper_cum_window_covering_decorator/

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  6. David Cohen says:

    All I want for Xmas is world peace and an end to apostrophe abuse.

    Chances?

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  7. curious says:

    gosnells, the gift that keeps on giving.

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  8. Bill O'Slatter says:

    A big hey out to all the people under the Gosnells bridge an you get the Salvos present you deserve. Now I know you don’ t have access to power to recharge the battery powered present I donated but hey( again) it’s the thought that counts. Perhaps Jack’s Tools will give you a little of what its worth.(cf City of Stirling councillors : the outrage)

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  9. The Legend 101 says:

    The worst shop is xxxx xxxxx xxxxxxmy dad got a free xxx card from a freebies rewards machine at Centro Dianella and I went there to get him the xxx and they had ran out the voucher exipired on August 7 and i went to shop on August 6 and got it on August 5 how rigged.

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  10. The Legend 101 says:

    They had ran out of xxx to.

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  11. The Legend 101 says:

    Why did i type xxxxxxxxx i ment bagels and beyond sorry.

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  12. Zuben says:

    Really after 7 years what is more wrong with gosnells than any other Perth place ?

    Why not write snide things like this about Cottesloe or Como ?

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