Staggering Distance

Now, finally, a masterpiece of public art in Perth! This depiction of punters staggering and chundering their way through Perth City link, no doubt moving through to defecate in Yagan square, finally leaving their soiled undies and empty wine coolers on Roe street surpasses anything bronzed or mural-ed in Perth before. This is the best piece of public sculpture since…EVER. As captured beautifully by Dave M. Wait is that a wall mural in the background of one shot? Stormie Mills, you can fuck off now. This is the future. I hope this piece will represent me on my way home from the Guildford Hotel opening.

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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10 Responses to Staggering Distance

  1. Rong1 says:

    Yellow rodents from the Green Cactus in Forrest Place. Did some pollie’s mate get paid to make this shit?


  2. Rolly says:

    Some council decision makers will fall for anything.


  3. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

    The Smiths are using plastic now? Or is it one of Shera’s mates? Either way, total shit.


  4. ewfire11 says:

    Put a blue uniform on them and keep the streets squeaky clean of crims….. An initiative being considered by Kap’n Karl and Liz perhaps?


    • Rolly says:

      Blue on the outside; yellow on the inside?
      Is that what you think of the local Constabulary?
      No guts to them either??


  5. rottobloggo says:

    Come on: there’s even a little doggy!!!


  6. Snuff says:

    Fantastic. As the late great Robert Hughes once observed, “Western Australian justice is to ‘justice’ what Western Australian culture is to ‘culture’.”


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