Category Archives: worst sculpture

Scratchers

I can’t look at this Claremont artwork without getting itchy nurries. Why is Claremont commissioning 3D C&B? Why would they do that? Why?  By Pete F.       

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Registered Lorne

I was in Lorne recently in Victoria. It was just threatened by bushfires. Houses nearby lost. I checked, these survived.  

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Rock Solid

Never had Carnamah, (I don’t think) so here it is. By Pete F.Not sure of the meaning of Rock Solid. That’s a wheat bag right? And the neck beard?

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Maidens

I’m fairly certain we have had these many years ago. But they are so wonderful, let’s show them again.  This time by Jason W.  Bunbury.  And bore stains.     

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Cools Ned

Orbea documents Coolgardie’s odd obsession with Ned Kelly, (amongst other things to come). Again I’m called on to defend WA’s pissweak “bushranger” Moondyne Joe. Murdering crackpot Ned Kelly has nothing to do with our goldfields. Might as well have a … Continue reading

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The right priorities

You know I’m ok that Princess Margaret Hospital is putting their effort into curing sick kiddies rather than the choosing of bronzes. By Ljuke.    

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The Sheep of Stalin

By Alasdair. Wudinna, SA.  I quite like it. Apart from the sheep. Wheat man is…kind of OK.   

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Vulgar David

Bento (for it is he) asks: “Is Melbourne turning into Perth? Can there be any clearer proof that we’re in a Po-Vi era?” I ask: “Why doesn’t this happen in Claremont?” The Grauniad has the scoop: ‘Vulgar’ four-metre concrete copy … Continue reading

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The Hidden

Illusiver noted this public art hidden behind Melville Council. If I recall the piece was part of Fremantle Sculpture by The Sea, an altogether more positively scaled event compared to the rather lopsided Cottesloe. But why is this hidden? Or … Continue reading

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Kanga Art

Sigh. I get the feeling we’re stalling in our post vibrant project sometimes. CBD.  

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