Category Archives: worst pub/hotel/design

End of the beginning of a never ending end of an era

Posted on March 5, 2014 by AHC McDonald

It was almost a relief that Jane Z assured me that the Red Castle garage sale had nothing if value. I would have been right royally pissed off if I had missed a Tudor bed ( as in ” her … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 125 transmute the energy

Posted on December 1, 2013 by rottobloggo

A snip at $165: transmute your beach energy on Napoleon Street. The energy at the Guildford Hotel has been well and truly transmuted. So much so the signs are falling down. This sign will probably burst into flames this afternoon. … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 111 Crowned

Posted on August 25, 2013 by rottobloggo

An exchange between an employee sitting by a lift and an exuberant young patron summed up the night. “You have to wear dress shoes to get in.” “Gnaargghaaabaaaah.” “Dress shoes next time.” As we joined the young man to ascend … Continue reading →

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Metropolitan Local Government Review Panel – Final Report (executive summary)

Posted on June 28, 2013 by Bento

Castrilli spent 4 years pussyfooting around local government reform. What does Tony Simpson do? March into the Cap S bogs, and inform those western suburbs blue bloods that he’s going to fuck their bitches and burn their motherfucking houses to … Continue reading →

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Swallow Bar review

Posted on September 13, 2012 by AHC McDonald

We went to the much awaited Swallow Bar for a real visit, and here’s what it is like. The front section is quite cute. The booths look pretty good and it’s all nicely done, but the place is just too … Continue reading →

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vibrancy check in

Posted on June 11, 2012 by rottobloggo

Pete F. and I are in violent disagreement over the FESA building on Hay Street. “Building is not worst, given how bland much of that area is,” he says. “The likelihood of it being knocked over or swallowed by hotel … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 168

Posted on September 10, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Note to Fremantle writers. Put your shoes on. You look like tools. This Fremantle shoeless posing has just got to stop. This time it’s Craig Silvey. From The West via Saltysuzy. Put your shoes on Craig Silvey. Coogee Beach Lion … Continue reading →

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Get thee to a snuggery

Posted on July 5, 2011 by AHC McDonald

Someone, maybe Snuff wanted pictures of the Ten Mile Well, aka the Wattleup Pub. Pete F obliges. The review, “No chill out lounge music, no doof, no indifferent service. Just your own stubby holder behind the bar & the soothing … Continue reading →

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By the Great Satan’s pizzle!

Posted on June 8, 2011 by AHC McDonald

I had trouble typing after seeing this from Pete F. Tears of laughter flowed. It’s like a piece of Wintoning rendered in 3D. Or 2.5D. You must click to view every detail, particularly the skeletal foot functioning as a bull’s … Continue reading →

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outrage sunday 2

Posted on May 8, 2011 by rottobloggo

Last night, which had become dawn in the manner a dugong rose from the murky depths, Outrage Cohen looked up to see his gormless face reflected in the window. Only just before he’s been perusing an email from his boss … Continue reading →

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