Author Archives: Bento

Love. Hate. Purchase.

TLA is wintering in the TWOP dacha in Camillo, and is now quite literally phoning it in.  Did he expect me to prepare this post whne I’m 6 bourbons deep? Did he fuck.  Or maybe he did, in the same … Continue reading

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Royalties for Metrosexuals

I’m sure they’ll announce the subsidy refunds shortly. Won’t they?

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The cow has left the barnyard.  I repeat, the cow has left the barnyard.  FIVE-O!  FIVE-O! I’m just going to say that this is Old Perth Road, Bassendean, and let you guys have at it.  Sub judice, schnub judice. By … Continue reading

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Wildlife crossing

I’ve got nothing to add to this.  It is just too perfect. Pete F, I salute you.  Jandakot.

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White with one

Just ponder this for a minute, while you sip your latte. Fremantle.  By BF.

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Metropolitan Local Government Review Panel – Final Report (executive summary)

Castrilli spent 4 years pussyfooting around local government reform. What does Tony Simpson do? March into the Cap S bogs, and inform those western suburbs blue bloods that he’s going to fuck their bitches and burn their motherfucking houses to … Continue reading

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Mandurah fresh

Mandurah!?  Sure, and I’ll get my eggs from Darch, sourdough from Camillo, and wilted spinach from Jindalee while I’m at it. Even more astonishing than a piggery in Crabtown, is a bus, in Nedlands!  The communists have won.  There’ll be … Continue reading

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Nanny state

Bureacracy gone mad.  And not so much as an apology for the inconvenience. Canberra.  Typical.  By The Juvenile.

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I can’t think of a better signifier of Perth’s burgeoning acceptance of different walks of life.  Whatever makes you happy, people.  Heartwarming. By Misspent Yoof.  East Perth.

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Hallmark holiday

On what possible occasion would you give someone this card? Congratulations on your extra-marital affair! One of mine. Mount Lawley.

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