Author Archives: Bento

Love. Hate. Purchase.

Posted on July 6, 2017 by Bento

TLA is wintering in the TWOP dacha in Camillo, and is now quite literally phoning it in.  Did he expect me to prepare this post whne I’m 6 bourbons deep? Did he fuck.  Or maybe he did, in the same … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncatetorisable worsts, Wall murals, worst of perth, worst public art | 18 Comments

Royalties for Metrosexuals

Posted on December 20, 2013 by Bento

I’m sure they’ll announce the subsidy refunds shortly. Won’t they?

Posted in worst newspaper | 10 Comments

DEFCON 1

Posted on July 2, 2013 by Bento

The cow has left the barnyard.  I repeat, the cow has left the barnyard.  FIVE-O!  FIVE-O! I’m just going to say that this is Old Perth Road, Bassendean, and let you guys have at it.  Sub judice, schnub judice. By … Continue reading →

Posted in worst of perth, worst public art, worst street | Tagged , , , | 17 Comments

Wildlife crossing

Posted on July 2, 2013 by Bento

I’ve got nothing to add to this.  It is just too perfect. Pete F, I salute you.  Jandakot.

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst garden, worst of perth | Tagged , , | 21 Comments

White with one

Posted on July 1, 2013 by Bento

Just ponder this for a minute, while you sip your latte. Fremantle.  By BF.

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, Uncatetorisable worsts, worst animal, worst drink, worst of perth | Tagged , , , , , | 11 Comments

Metropolitan Local Government Review Panel – Final Report (executive summary)

Posted on June 28, 2013 by Bento

Castrilli spent 4 years pussyfooting around local government reform. What does Tony Simpson do? March into the Cap S bogs, and inform those western suburbs blue bloods that he’s going to fuck their bitches and burn their motherfucking houses to … Continue reading →

Posted in worst graffiti, worst of perth, worst pub/hotel/design, worst toilet | Tagged , , , , , | 9 Comments

Mandurah fresh

Posted on June 27, 2013 by Bento

Mandurah!?  Sure, and I’ll get my eggs from Darch, sourdough from Camillo, and wilted spinach from Jindalee while I’m at it. Even more astonishing than a piggery in Crabtown, is a bus, in Nedlands!  The communists have won.  There’ll be … Continue reading →

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Nanny state

Posted on June 26, 2013 by Bento

Bureacracy gone mad.  And not so much as an apology for the inconvenience. Canberra.  Typical.  By The Juvenile.

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MTF

Posted on June 26, 2013 by Bento

I can’t think of a better signifier of Perth’s burgeoning acceptance of different walks of life.  Whatever makes you happy, people.  Heartwarming. By Misspent Yoof.  East Perth.

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Hallmark holiday

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Bento

On what possible occasion would you give someone this card? Congratulations on your extra-marital affair! One of mine. Mount Lawley.

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, Worst for sale, worst objects, worst of perth | Tagged , , , | 9 Comments