Category Archives: worst of perth

Fleishmann and Pine Bush

Posted on November 30, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Bartender’s Skills with a Manhatten returns with more lovely wrecks from the US. BSWAM says, “Today we’ll be visiting the neighboring communities of Fleischmann and Pine Bush, old resort towns in the high county of the Catskills, which border the … Continue reading →

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Soothing

Posted on November 10, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Is the world too much for you today? It’s going to be like that for a number of years now, so just relax back into the anodyne and soothing world of The Worst of Perth. There’s no point in turning … Continue reading →

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Bring the glory hole home

Posted on June 1, 2016 by AHC McDonald

When this arrived at my workplace some time ago, I was confused and disgusted in equal measure. Now, I’ve come round. Let’s get this baffling glory hole back in place. I’m ready for it. I have been assured that Matthew … Continue reading →

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Winging it

Posted on May 24, 2016 by AHC McDonald

I was just about to wing it. But now. Not. Bayswater masterpiece by James N. Please. 

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Nuclear waste here.

Posted on May 17, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Or perhaps pedo dumping. In any case, BYO Barrel. And sign. By Alasdair. South Australia. Lovely shot.

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Outrage Sunday 244 friend

Posted on May 15, 2016 by rottobloggo

My associate Major Blight was dismayed by this Shenton Park sign. “Have we learned nothing in six years? No lamination. Inconsistent underlining. Not enough passive-aggression. And if the bin liner is a problem, why not take it out?” No wonder … Continue reading →

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100,000 comments

Posted on May 9, 2016 by AHC McDonald

Passed 100,000 comments recently. The analysis of words mentioned as follows. Nurry 408 Back door (only) 54 Knob 213 She-Ra 230 Setback 22 Subiaco 181 Cunt 1697 Cockburn 137 Thunder 53 Guildford 189 Fucking/ken 1327 Outrage 850 TLA 2359 Ivory … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 241 The Kiss of the Sun

Posted on April 24, 2016 by rottobloggo

One of my associates had a fine time at the theatre. Tickets, cars, water features, private chef: they will all be mine thanks to this excellent ad on an early right-hand page in Teh West this week. This advice seems … Continue reading →

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Tableaux

Posted on April 22, 2016 by AHC McDonald

I prefer it when Pete F. stays in Cottesloe. No further than Mosman park in any case. Beautiful shithouse Holden collection. And the red eyed rabbit? It’s in the olive green Torana’s boot. if you are lucky.

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Bedbugs in the prostitute precinct

Posted on April 21, 2016 by AHC McDonald

I thought they were known as “Johns”? Guy T sees a mattress tableaux on Broome st Highgate, home of the irate prostitute. Well, it’s no Stirling Street, but…  Very much like the “No…In” in the bg. Nicely framed.

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