Soothing

Is the world too much for you today? It’s going to be like that for a number of years now, so just relax back into the anodyne and soothing world of The Worst of Perth. There’s no point in turning to The Guardian or the New Yorker. These organs have failed you. Just look as Paul C. presents this charming but extraordinary piece from Semaphore South Australia. Do you really need another news source? I thought not.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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8 Responses to Soothing

  1. Rong1 says:

    Window Proctology?

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  2. Reign of Error says:

    Dr Proctor offers her clients Windows based digital examinations, however for those who prefer old school analogue, there is always the option of the Thalidomide Twins for those difficult, hard to reach places.

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  3. GivDBird says:

    Tight as

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  4. Sir Bill International says:

    Sir , “relaxed and comfortable” ? , to quote some long forgotten fuckwit. It is not possible to be “relaxed and comfortable” when a crazed psychopathic clown has escaped the circus and is running around the top office on the planet. The whole fiasco will only stop in the smoking runis of a low rent Gotterdammerung. In the meantime they will first come for the trade unions , slowly working their way down the list to the backwater blog operators. You can throw down thesoporific anodynes by the mouth full but you still will not get any sleep.

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  5. Perineum says:

    thank you for the comforting words. I feel a whole lot better.

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