Category Archives: worst of perth

Bugger off

Seen by Moira in Mundaring. For a second I thought it might be Rolly’s house. Merry xmas from Mundaring.

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How does it smell?

Another couple of cars for youse from the vast automobicular pile. How bad do taxi passengers smell? Very bad judging by the number of magic trees racked up here. There were even more you can’t see. And I think that … Continue reading

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Perth Now? I don’t think so.

OK. I’m back from The Land of the Long White Clown, with a gigabyte of New Zealand Worst in the camera still to throw onto the pile, along with all the wonderful Western Australian & world Worsts you’ve been sending … Continue reading

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Lasseters Gold

When the nurse comes round with this, you better produce gold, or it’s big catheter for you. And I just had to show you this Twitter post from mario64 to inspire Curtin students. Ai ya!

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Melbourne Cup Worst

Is this a worst because he’s the lone employee continuing to work while the mob watches the Melbourne Cup on the big screen behind him? Or is it a worst because one  employee won’t get involved in the bonding Teh … Continue reading

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Jesus saves to D drive

This is the scene at a computer shop internet cafe on Beaufort street.  I like the dinosaurs. Surely a contender for worst interior design. It’s a flatpack available from IKEA. I’m not sure if Jesus or minor underling making wit … Continue reading

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Bounty of She-Ra

The Lazy Aussie got a personal invite to Council House today and had a lovely chat with Lisa She-Ra, Lord Mayor of Power, on the couch in her office with a view. I told her to be sure to stay … Continue reading

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Protection Racket

I should start a category of “Coincidence? I think not.” These two pictures were taken a few metres apart. I can’t believe they’re not connected, and yet I’m not really sure how. And another triumph for The Worst of Perth. … Continue reading

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Stunned Comedian Loses Bottle

With the Bedford Crackpot unwilling to front the cameras, it was left to media and Arts Alliance Supremo David Fucking Outrage Cohen (R) to accept his bottle of Howling Wolves from The Lazy Aussie for second place in the Town … Continue reading

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Town of Vincent, The Howling

Voting Closed. Bedford Crackpot the winner by about 40 votes. Fucking Outrage Cohen Second. Winners can make arrangements to pick up piss. Skink came in third, which was a shame, because his was actually a lot better than Outrage’s. There … Continue reading

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