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And he paused on the road to Damascus, prior to smiting the Christians, and he saw the Internet cafe, and it was good.
The decor was none too Flash, but then came a voice from the LORD:
“For the gate of the shop there shall be screens of twenty cubits, of blue and purple and scarlet material and fine twisted linen, the work of a weaver, with their four pillars and their four sockets.”
And he threw in some dinosaurs too and saw it was good.
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Our Father who art in Beaufort Street
hallowed be your dinosaur and veritable beach umbrella
Your Website come
you will be down loaded……….
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I know this guy, and the shop… he used to have a record store, but it was going out of business so he converted it into an internet cafe… I somehow got drawn into a conversation with him on God and life and every whacked out theory he has on why we’re here…
He made that cross himself and he has a bath tub out the back for impromptu baptisms… just so you know for next time :)
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he does not hahaha thats his own bath room u weirdo
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A bathtub? Really? Yes, I seem to remember a record shop there. Don’t see too many using internet cafe either. Not really a spot with that many visitors needing it.
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The record store was truly weird. The most eclectic opening hours I’ve ever come across. It would be closed all day Saturday, and then open when I stumbled home from the pub at about 1am. Mysterious ways…
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From memory… he was… recovering… from some sort of temptation from the devil.
I had a conversation with him in 2000 or so when we ran the record store and was trying to flog 486s at what I considered to be premium prices, and resolved never to go there again.
Maybe I should head back there and start clicking on random websites from THAT wikilinks page (which I shall not link to for fear of Mr Lazy Aussie being imprisoned).
Actually, with a USB drive and a bit of scriptin’….
Or not.
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I can’t ever recall seeing anyone in that shop, either buying a record, using the internet, or buying all those crappy salvaged PC’s that litter the place.
I can’t understand how he stays in business – I always assumed it was a front for something else.
It’s a bit of a lost strip, that. I once got my hair cut in the totally bare salon two doors up. Couldn’t cut hair for shit.
still, if you want a kebab, a dodgy haircut, buy some crappy secondhand junk, and to use the Internet before your capoeira class – this is the place to go.
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The kebabs might be awful, but the Turkish bread is always fresh.
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I took a shot of the hairdresser sign. Up soon.
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what’s it called – Blow?
it sucks
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Vynil begat CD,
CD begat Rom,
Rom begat Hard Drive.
Hard Drive begat External.
And the Disks of Many Kinds went forth and multiplied.
And so it came to pass (as did the Passersby, deep in their ignorance) that He of Faith went broke, gave up and went home and stayed all Saturday.
Any Black Sabbath on sale when it was a record shop, Matt?
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I notice a mic stand. That can’t be good.
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The mike stand belonged to a friend od min, mick, he died from asbetiosis.
While he was dying I build a makeshift studio for him and we recorded his songs for 3 months which are now on cd
Shame on you
Henk
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I thought you weren’t going to comment here again, Henk. Great to see you back, and I look forward to your comments.
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give us a break,
its awkward enough looking at porn in an internet café without the holy family looking over your shoulder…
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@ 5 Bento
Don’t you just love those places, Bento ? There was one in the early 80s called Alaska which I’m guessing nodody else will recall because it was open so infrequently, at such bizarre hours, and was staffed by what seemed like work experience conscripts from the methadone clinic nearby. I guess you could very loosely describe it as a grocery store, but the shelves were almost all bare, and the few items for sale were so random as to defy the imagination. It was on the eastern side of William Street, Northbridge, just north of Newcastle Street, next door to and across the road from knockshops, just along from the aforementioned clinic.
As bizarre as all that was, my most surreal moment there was at about 2am, buying a litre of Coke for my beloved, and yes, wearing naught but her dressing gown, when who should bowl in but Greedy and Reg from Mentals, who were obviously touring at the time. The fact that they barely glanced at me yet stared open mouthed at Alaska was testament to its peculiarity. Can anyone confirm that Alaska wasn’t just a bad dream/trip ?
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Is that a picture of Jesus’ dog near his feet?
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haha i went in there on acid once… did my head in :D
weiiiird.
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How the hell did I miss this in November?
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God Bless y’all.
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The Cross in my shop is a sign of torture done to Jesus
The dinosours you can find in the last 4 books of JOB
I investigatid FIREPOWER for 3 months and gave all the information to the Government of AUSTRALIA
The complete FIREPOWER history is at http://www.mininova.org/tor/3158221
You are all talking SHIT
Because of me Tim Johnston is now being held in PERTH
Henk Beugelaar
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Random capitalisation gives the nutcases away every time, doesn’t it?
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What? The LSD/Christian interior design wasn’t enough for you Bento?
The real question is… What kind of signs does this man put in his toilet. I am positive that Henk has very strong views on brush use.
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It’s not random Bento, I seem to have cracked the CJ Code:
JOB FIREPOWER AUSTRALIA FIREPOWER SHIT PERTH
WAtching, I know it’s Kierath, when’s my pint?
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at the brizzie, when you will be in albany.
(glad to see that t-shirt is back to normal)
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Your eyes are, or your computer is, playing tricks on you.
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Another speaker of the Svenkage.
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man with computer shop discovers internet
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Henk drinks at the Inglewood pub , and one local calls him CJ = ” Creeping Jesus ” Go fig .
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fantastic link about dinosaurs in the bible:
http://www.angelfire.com/mi/dinosaurs/behemoth.html
worth a look for the illustrations alone
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I don’t concentrate on negative people
I like to build, you people like to destroy
Good fortune to you all
Just jump on the net and type in “Henk Firepower” and you can see for yourselves
I will not post here again
Bye
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“Henk Firepower”. Awesome. I’m definitely not typing that in (?), because my pre-existing idea of what that is, is surely more impressive.
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Devvo, Henk.
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Henk Firepower. Fuck yeah.
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Henk Beugelaar is an anagram of “Bukake Gargle” (well almost) just jump on the net and type that in!
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Anal Grub Eke Eh
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Agreeable hunk.
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Hulk be angered.
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My new website
Life is fun
Henk
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Henk this is probably inappropriate in this forum.
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The man’s got a crazy arsed jesus with dinosaurs in his shop. I think he has some worst credentials
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There may be some confidentiality issues with the attached site.
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Plus hardly any random capitalisation. Sad.
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Really? Haven’t looked at it and don’t intend to. Assumed it was Jesus Jockey stuff.
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LA you probably should, it’s quite serious.
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So should I be removing the link? I really don’t want to click it.
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I’m not sure what the legalities are from your point, but it does mention his wifes full name and has attached documents, that would be considered confidential.
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Put it this way- When Henk said “see you in court” he wasn’t kidding.
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Sorry Henk but I don’t think it’s fair to your wife for her mental health issues to be openly displayed on a satirical site.
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Henk,
Like yourself, i have very strong views. However, your random post seems to be distracting people from the big issue effecting the people of Perth- Cocos Palms.
I am beginning to wonder whether you are actually a deep cover operative placed here by the pro- Cocos lobby to distract West Australians from the reality of the situation.
This has a Whiff of NCB about it.
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Hey Shazza;
Imagine being there at the birth of your first son, stroking your wifes head while she is screaming in pain.
Then 4 weeks later some bitch man hater from “the department of child protection” with a ring stuck through her nose and steel sticking out of her mouth takes your wife and baby away.
Think about it
Henk
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No, please no…
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Henk,
You might more support from the likes of the commenters on this blog if you did not hijack their playroom in order to try to do some possibly valuable work.
Most of us read widely, and in some depth, so the topics to which you allude are well known and appreciated by many of us.
Stick it up them that deserve it, but not in the kiddies sand pit, please.
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Yeah, let’s just restrict it to a spirited defence of the creepy Jesus with dinosaurs inside internet cafe henk.
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Henk I don’t misunderstand your pain. I think you may be out of line by making public your wifes personal situation, and thereby not helping your own cause.
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Henk said he wouldn’t post here again, but he has, with a link to something, but the link is gone/missing…
What the??
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Link still there DFOC.
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D’oh: I still can’t see it.
Bit of a slowie, me.
But I’m getting anxious about missing something.
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click Henk’s username, luddite
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I’m trying to keep up with removing the links without blocking Henk.
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Gone now.
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Where’s skink and his references to Godwins Law when you need him?
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I think we should put it to a vote, and then Henk should do the exact opposite
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My above comment made far more sense before Henk’s NAZI reference was removed.
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ah, I wondered what you were talking about. i scanned the page again looking for a nazi reference.
incidentally, a score of 12 on the Edinburgh scale is not indicative of suicidal tendences. A score over ten is indicative of depression, but the max score is 30. It is only an crude diagnostic multiple choice quiz.
whilst looking for Godwin’s Law, I did spot the name of Mel Bungy, who is exactly the sort of guy you want stood next to you if you ever feel like jumping off a cliff.
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Adults in Australia (who haven’t committed crimes) don’t get removed involuntarily from their domestic arrangements.
“Wife was taken away by a bitch man hater”, “she doesn’t want to be with me so she’s obviously not in her right mind”, “she left me, it’s all the government’s fault and I’m sueing them with the help of some other extremists”, “I’m not dangerous, and here’s a dodgy website containing confidential and sensitive material to prove it” …. these sentiments speak volumes about Henk; this stuff doesn’t belong on this site.
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Poor Lisa
I understand what you are saying exept that she does not know that and they frigtened her into leaving.
She phones me and she is scared.
Crazy
Henk
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Crazy Henk? You said it. Henk if you hurry the Mens Confraternity are looking for members. It may not be too late. Contact Mike Ward, you’ll find him to be very sympathetic.
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bitch
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pfft, too funny
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I love that you came back just to say that.
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must be lunchbreak at the knocking shop
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No lunch. You work. You fuck men.
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haahahahahahahaha…………………………….
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my order’s simple
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In which Batman attempts a particularly complicated martial arts manoevre, falls on his arse and reveals his identity.
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This scene was from “Batman spills his guts”.
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This scene was from “Batman spills his seed”.
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I thought it was bi atch these days.
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I defy anyone to ever improve upon Cynthia Heimel‘s definition; “A bitch is a
woman who will sleep with anyone, except you.”
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Yes, I highly endorse that.
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Yeah, but sometimes even the ones that do are.
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I thought that was the definition of a skank
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mole?
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The white albino biatch who decorated the Bell End Eatery?
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That’s even you.
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What’s happened to the timing here, and did the nazi comment really deserve to be removed?
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Jesus… you don’t save to D drive no more…
Another vanished worst… sniff!
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Really? Vanished? The Jesus or the whole establishment?
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The doors are closed and the sign says for lease. Tons of scrap computers remain so perhaps the Jesus/Dinosaur shrine is still in there, doin the work of Teh Lord. Henk nowhere to be seen.
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Damn, I wanted to get some of those Firepower stubby holders he got.
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Where does the stock from a salvage store go when IT goes out of business?
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Cash Twon
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can it be turned into a skate park like Chopstix?
but leave the dinosaur jesus
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Yes well, that all went wrong with the shop.
So an Ambulance took me to hospital after I had a grand mal fit an this nice landlord changed my locks while I was in Hospital. Father died in oct. last year, wife gone, baby gone, shop gone.
They are going to let me in Tuesday 09/11/2010 at 12 noon untill 3pm so if you want some cheap computer gear then is the time to come in.
Cheers – Henk
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Sad tale.
Let’s hope that things improve soon.
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My thoughts and prayers go out to you.
You have support from the family and people who love you – not from these pathetic chat forum junkies.
xx Tracy
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how der u say shit about the most best unkle in the world
i love him soo very much n u say evil shit about him. wat
goes around comes around dont u worry u fuck heads!
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Thanks Elle or Powerpoof
Likes Ralph magazine and Muzz Buzz and her naughty unkle
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I suppose you think you’re clever, looking Elle up on Facebook?
Stalker??
Get a life.
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You mean loosers.
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You spelled “losers” wrong …
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Not so.
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http://loseloose.com/
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It’s still loosers.
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I suppose you think your Powerpoof/Firepower tattooed friend is clever for having a facebook page.
Got a life thanks for the hint, quite bloody good at the moment. Just last week I wandered around the Art Gallery and got lost in some Rothko paintings, not as good as Henk’s brilliance but Mark lived in New York and fucked Jewish princesses so therefore his art is better by default.
Do you do art?
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There is something wrong with you mentally…
I’ve encountered people like you before – People who feed off abusing others to make themselves feel superior. You get a kick out of belittling people you’re jealous of – like a beautiful young girl with tattoos and self confidence.
You are a sad, sad human being.
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If you have encountered people like me before you will remember that you didn’t contribute to my rehabilitation one bit. Does that disappoint you?
I bet you are featured on this website –
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
Question is are you the HOT CHICK or the DOUCHEBAG?
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I’m the person who’s opinions you care so much about, you’re sitting there hitting the refresh button every 5 minutes to see what I’ve said next so you can come up with another mildly witty insult to try and justify your vile existence on this planet.
Have a nice life :)
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Thanks for your advice. I am now taking up photography and hope to win the Free Glamour Photoshoot.
Please dont enter this comp, because if have competitiion I might not win free shit.
If I dress my ten year old blue heeler in xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
OK, I’m becoming disturbed by the direction this already disturbing thread is taking.
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Yes, please don’t enter any Glamour Photoshoot Competitions. I don’t think even the softest of lenses could mask your ugliness, inside or out.
You are a poor, pathetic individual. I feel sorry for you. I hope your attitude on others takes a dramatic turn, and you start respecting people, including those you do not understand or can relate to.
Continue cyber stalking me, if it pleases you. After I post this comment, my life will go on as it did before – like you never existed.
All the best to you.
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I think you are the one with the ‘tude problem Trae. You jump in with your hatred, ignorance and glamour without any thought. You would have been better to have taken the Councillor Buckels attitude. Very sad.
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Dear Trae, I’ve checked my lens and it is very hard. Should I put the camera in caustic soda?
Oh you’ve gone now, never mind I’ll send a friend request on FB, Ciao!
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Did you not enjoy Leisureworld? Why the refund?
Now that’s stalking, looser.
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Oh you are clever. You’ve discovered google!
What an accomplishment for you!
I understand your need to feel validated by having the last word and trying to make me feel intimidated by using your keyboards as weapons to try and “rattle” me.
I’m slightly amused. But otherwise am not phased. Good luck to you all.
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They use Woogle.
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Viel Glück für Sie
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Is that Girt by Sea?
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“I don’t concentrate on negative people
…I like to build, you people like to destroy” – Henk
You sit there and ridicule this man for his failings from the safety and comfort of your homes and I suppose this makes you feel empowered?
Who the hell are any of you to judge him. Even if his views on life and the way he practices his business is somewhat unconventional, he does none of you any harm. And yet you judge him, comment on his life and laugh at his misfortunes when you know very little about him.
I see a man trying to reach out for some compassion and all you can do is belittle him.
Shame on you, indeed!
I truly doubt that any of you would have the heart and positive outlook on life that Henk does if you were to suffer similar hardships in your lives!
How would you feel if this was your Uncle, or Father, or Brother? Would you still laugh at him and abuse him so??
Find a new hobby, you pathetic lot of vile bastards.
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Facebook stalking should be banned Trae.
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I note the TWOP Man-Child is Facebook friends with a Beugelaar.
It’s a small world.
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That’s me, right? I went to high school with her.
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I feel so sorry for all of you people out there putting down a man and his neices. it is sick to think how sad people are putting down someone for the way they decorate their business and for their religious beliefs. what is wrong with you all???? how can u sit and judge someone that you know nothing about!!!!!!!!!!! SICKENING.
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Yes, yes loosers. Got it.
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So many of you, your friends and ‘neices’ are sorry. That’s so nice. Thankyou. Yeah I know its terrible that someone can play with dinosaurs AND self made crucifixion re-enactment toys, and demand not to be ridiculed. The real trouble is banging in the last nail, I’ve tried, do you know how to do it or should I Hire-A-Hubby? Are they licensed for crucifixions?
Anyway, South African, thanks for your apology.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS JUST A CLEAR CASE OF FAT UGLY FREAKS BEING PISSED OFF WITH PRETTY PEOPLE FOR BEING PRETTY AND INTELLIGENT. ;-)
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Doesn’t really come across as very intelligent. Just a little sad and a little bit dim. Bit of a looser. Haven’t seen the glamour shots yet.
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what the hell glamour shots???????
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i’m pretty vacunt
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South African sonething in my waters tells me you don’t really feel any sympathy towards us but let me give you a little context. Henk gave us enough information about himself some time back to make a sane persons head spin. We know plenty, as in too much. But nonetheless, you are correct. Bunch of loosers us.
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yes you are love yes you are
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O hai. TKS for hugz
XOXOXOXOXOX
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I’m starting to think you don’t really know what a looser is South African.
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Breaker mORANT. sTILL GUILTY. We turned his executed knob into SA’s first biltong. Deeeeeeelicious.
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And we wanted the Germans to win in WW2. Suck that shit up.
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was it the uniforms? but ur here now and we have thigh high ugg boots, if u know what i mean? i’ve got a suffolk that can cope with your immense ego
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that still gives no right to bagpipe anyone???? who the hell are u to Bagpipe someone’s cock??? ur a sad waste of life.
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bagpipe, four drones and only in the key of B
wow, you really know how to show a girl a good time
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A bagpipe can be played in 2 keys I believe.
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Still, if you want to flat some 5ths, you might as well shove it up your arse.
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who’s been seen at Ellingtons?
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Hey buddy, we’re not the ones who imprisoned Nelson Mandela.
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hahahahahahah u make me laugh, and WHO ARE U????
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We knocked off Yagan’s head. Twice. Ha!
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i think u need help sweetheart, go have another donut it will clear ur head a little
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O hai Tks 4 hugs
XOXOXOXOX
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So how’s that ‘chicken run’ working out for you South African?
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I’m the rainmaker.
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Wow. New York, Toronto, Chicago, South Africa… it’s United Nations day here at TWOP.
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this just makes me sick that someone went and lookd a yung girl on fb..
now thats storking!!!! .. all i did was look up beugelaars coz i was bored and sore my poor unkle getting shit! wat was i ment 2 do just watch him get put down so i a said something woopty dooo! doesnt give u the right 2 stork a yung girl u creep!
and wats with the muzz buzz! wat u gonna do burn it down coz i like 2 go ther????
oh and its not powerpoof hahahaaa
yeah and im tatood got a problem ha i dont give one shit..
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you can get pills for that, either way.
I love storks. They sit on my chimney and keep the house nice and warm. Last time I storked my left leg went numb and I fell over, so I used the other leg. My mates and we laughed a lot. Anyways we saved a lot on heating this year because of storking, maybe you could too.
Do you go storking too? Maybe we can stork together and you can hammer the last nail in, as Hire-a hubby wont visit my suburb because we have too many Prohibited Behaviour Orders in Kiara. Do you know where Kiara is?
here’s a stork, they are so kewl

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You’re thinking of ibis.
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the ibis are still in 6th avenue. I think they now have refugee status, which is ironic
https://theworstofperth.com/2010/06/03/ibis-abyss/
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wat was i ment 2 do just watch him get put down so i a said something woopty dooo! 8c)
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YOU ARE SOOO COOL CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER ;-)
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Contact me for a moooving time 9370 9100
Boerwoers a speshulty
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was not talking to u freak.
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one time I ate so many redskins my poo turned pink, true story, either that or the roids flared up again, anyway after my donut I’m wondering what other south african health advice you can offer, because as I went past Henk’s place tonight (for lease) and a very easy lock to crack, I noticed the internet lounge is still populated by the two figures featured in the above photo.
I’m wondering if I can rent the crucifixion play-toy, and since you’re the previous tenants legal advisor, maybe you can show me your techniques for post donut nailing habit
but bring your own redskins
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HOWS TEH CRICKET GOING
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hahahahaahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaha crack up’s. I recon u are ALL seriously hung like blankets and the dogs that nest in them and definitely dont have pie warmers. u all have way TO much time on ur hands.
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Thanks for managing to squeeze 12 comments (so far) into your hectic schedule today, SA.
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“oh TO much”
how to get there
where is much and wtf?
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Is being hung like a blanket good or bad??
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Not so good when it’s off a Juliet balcony, apparently.
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Oops.
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south african nanna rug from bloemfontein, rolled, thirteen inches, starched, as long as you dont fuck the staff
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What hapened to your gravatar looser?
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i loost it laazy, soorry, ii doo loove Giinaa Riijnhart, sehr viel, ein tag mein freund, ein tag Sie wird mein sein
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…the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summer’s gone, and all the flowers are dying
‘Tis you, ’tis you must go and I must bide….
Buff Jesus: Are you South African?
South African: No, Irish
BJ: oh, sorry I always get those confused
SA: what? the accent?
BJ: no… the sense of humour
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How now, good friends, why do you broadcast,
Of sorriest fancies your companions making,
Using those thoughts which should indeed have died
With them they think on? Things without all remedy
Should be without regard: what’s done, is done.
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looser
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This place has finally gone. Poor old Jesus jockey shop is vacant. Next to or near to a music shop and one of those wanky beard waxing establishments. The ultimate insult to Jesus and it appears dinosaurs.
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Mock all you like . My brother Henk always defended Jesus who died for us on the cross .
One day You will stand if front of our creator and what are you going to say to him when you get there ? Because you never even gave him any recognition in your entire life , you will go to hell
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He was pretty cool. But all that Jesus stuff, quite obvious nonsense. And a sad waste of time.
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This shop was run by my Brother whom has passed away since. He converted people from drugs to sanity at this location. Respectfully RIP.
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His memory remains
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