How does it smell?

Another couple of cars for youse from the vast automobicular pile. How bad do taxi passengers smell? Very bad judging by the number of magic trees racked up here. There were even more you can’t see.

taxismellAnd I think that we all love Tash, but Fuckn love her? Nah.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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13 Responses to How does it smell?

  1. Bento says:

    Tash’s fuckn lover drives a girl’s car. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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  2. David Cohen says:

    Maybe the lover is a girl?

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  3. Rolly says:

    Maybe ‘Tash’ was the object of the ‘Movember’ cult and the car owner is quite tickled by it ?

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  4. Rolly says:

    Or, indeed, he could be one of the traditional bewhiskered RAAF types, ‘tash and all, despite being the pilot of a more modern aircraft.

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  5. Bento says:

    Like I said: Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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  6. poor lisa says:

    Lurid Cruze with post-ironic meta-bogan decal declaration of Missy Higgins Love and rainbow-coloured fake Asian writing? (I guess it’s fake anyway). That’s Positively Beaufort Street.

    I’m not sure who put the V8 sticker on but.

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  7. Orbea says:

    the rainbow ‘aum’ complements the cruze badge

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  8. Del Quant says:

    “Or, indeed, he could be one of the traditional bewhiskered RAAF types, ‘tash and all, despite being the pilot of a more modern aircraft.”

    If that was the case, wouldn’t it be, “I jolly well think tash is really rather spiffing”?

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  9. Oh, it’s Rockingham holden.

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  10. poor lisa says:

    Well of course the love that dare not speak its name in Rocky is welcome to shout ‘I fucken luv Tash’ outside Planet.

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  11. Snuff says:

    Wrong in every possible way, except for the personalised “I see Lazy Aussie” ~ One plus one is three” numberplate.

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  12. Bento says:

    Just saw this car on Beaufort Street. It appears Tash and Cruze Boy/Girl may have fuckn broken up, because the sticker has been removed.

    Another Vanished Worst.

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