When the nurse comes round with this, you better produce gold, or it’s big catheter for you.
What, from here?
And I just had to show you this Twitter post from mario64 to inspire Curtin students. Ai ya!
yes, don't bother studying
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The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
Twitter is so aptly named, at least in this case.
Lassetter’s piss-bottle is an insult to the masculinity of gold prospectors. Its orifice would hardly accomodate a microphallic infant. And where’s the possessive apostrophe?
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Having leant from past whingeing, I think Lasseters would be a company name, so no need.
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Which way would the lean be ? Praise the lord and pass the firearms.
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At least it wasn’t “Trust in the lord, you cunts”
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“Australian history is almost always picturesque; indeed, it is also so curious and strange, that it is itself the chiefest novelty the country has to offer and so it pushes the other novelties into second and third place. It does not read like history, but like the most beautiful lies; and all of a fresh new sort, not mouldy old stale ones. It is full of surprises and adventures, the incongruities, and contradictions, and incredibilities; but they are all true, they all happened.” ( Mark Twain, 1897 )
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“the brutal and cowardly conduct of a parcel of big ugly fat-necked wombat headed big bellied magpie legged narrow hipped splaw-footed sons of Irish Bailiffs or english landlords which is better known as Officers of Justice ”
Manning Clark ” A brief history of the overthrow of capitalism in Australia”, 1982.
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