Lasseters Gold

When the nurse comes round with this, you better produce gold, or it’s big catheter for you.

What, from here?

What, from here?

And I just had to show you this Twitter post from mario64 to inspire Curtin students. Ai ya!

yes, don't bother studying.

yes, don't bother studying

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
This entry was posted in worst advertising, worst of perth and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

6 Responses to Lasseters Gold

  1. Vic Demised says:

    Twitter is so aptly named, at least in this case.

    Lassetter’s piss-bottle is an insult to the masculinity of gold prospectors. Its orifice would hardly accomodate a microphallic infant. And where’s the possessive apostrophe?

    Like

  2. Having leant from past whingeing, I think Lasseters would be a company name, so no need.

    Like

  3. Which way would the lean be ? Praise the lord and pass the firearms.

    Like

  4. D. says:

    At least it wasn’t “Trust in the lord, you cunts”

    Like

  5. Snuff says:

    “Australian history is almost always picturesque; indeed, it is also so curious and strange, that it is itself the chiefest novelty the country has to offer and so it pushes the other novelties into second and third place. It does not read like history, but like the most beautiful lies; and all of a fresh new sort, not mouldy old stale ones. It is full of surprises and adventures, the incongruities, and contradictions, and incredibilities; but they are all true, they all happened.” ( Mark Twain, 1897 )

    Like

  6. Bill O'Slatter says:

    “the brutal and cowardly conduct of a parcel of big ugly fat-necked wombat headed big bellied magpie legged narrow hipped splaw-footed sons of Irish Bailiffs or english landlords which is better known as Officers of Justice ”
    Manning Clark ” A brief history of the overthrow of capitalism in Australia”, 1982.

    Like

We can handle the worst

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s