Voting Closed. Bedford Crackpot the winner by about 40 votes. Fucking Outrage Cohen Second. Winners can make arrangements to pick up piss.
Skink came in third, which was a shame, because his was actually a lot better than Outrage’s. There were however issues with hanging chads and voting machines…
Into the last 24 hours of the Town of Vincent competition, and still there are amazing twists and turns! Skink took an early lead, but got all Carps on us, and a strange mixture of hubris and humility brought him undone. Cookster never really threatened, being too embarrassed to tell his friends and family his entry consisted of calling Vincent Price a cunt. (Pissweak). When Teh ‘Rage Cohen finally got his voting block into gear, it looked like he was going to run away with it easily, BUT NO! Beford Crackpot Fraternity opened up with pork from both barrels and has surged to a late lead. Can Teh ‘Rage muster up some creatures of the night over the last few hours? Will Skink swallow his conscience? Will Cookster toughen the fuck up? Will the alsorans finally find some friends? Phew! I’m looking forward to the race. This is actually more interesting than the state election night. Who will win the bottles of Howling Wolves pictured?