Category Archives: worst newspaper

bizarre twist in Rottnest murder case

Pair held over Rotto head, WAToady reports…”Isn’t that what the young people call ‘tea-bagging’?” Bento asks. This sick city.

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Wednesday election

First they got rid of roster petrol stations. Then they let shops open on Sundays. Now we have to have an election on Wednesday! The place is going to the dogs, mark my words. Top scoop from WAToady. But I … Continue reading

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Garybarry

The Mysterious Case of the Incorrect Picture Caption: How Did It Happen? Police watchers were baffled this morning when, over their toast, they saw a report on page 7 of Teh West with a photo allegedly showing Assistant Commissioner Gary … Continue reading

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J.Lo

Big it up for Teh West: superb Lopez coverage today. The gel who sings Jenny On The Block is on our block! It’s all in Teh West. Tomorrow: R.Bro with Jenny On The Chopping Block (Those Secret Celeb Recipes in … Continue reading

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aggressive crabs

Media mayhem moments this morning. A colleague noted this report about crabs at Mosman Park: alas, it was in an eastern suburbs paper (called the Eastern Suburbs Reporter). The sub-heading is intriguing. Does CA stand for Crabs Aggressive? “I should … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 66 effluent clients

Our associate Bento might be a rainmaker, but at least he is in the Lynne Truss mould when it comes to punctuation: he captured this heinous WAToady screenshot (respect): It’s enough to make you want to do an Echo Newspapers … Continue reading

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Two Letters to the editor

Maybe it is Nurry time again? It’s never Scourfield time. Sirs, With the high dollar making overseas travel more affordable, the unfortunate consequence is that local tourism suffers. Can I suggest that Stephen Scourfield be sponsored by WA tourism to stifle international … Continue reading

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Death Race 2000

Let this 2000th post be  a testament to punters refusing to take a free copy of The West Australian, even for the price of a cup of tea. Apparently the pile didn’t diminish all day. (I hope these dumped copies … Continue reading

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You can’t nurry love…

By an associate of Michael T. Back page of The Kalgoorlie Miner.

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Outrage Sunday 44 praise the worst

Ha ha! TLA boasted he will feature many pics of abandoned chairs in odd places: scooped, sucker! How sweet it is to scoop the Flangemaster. I was going to make a  snide remark about the decline of alfresco worship in … Continue reading

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