Media mayhem moments this morning. A colleague noted this report about crabs at Mosman Park: alas, it was in an eastern suburbs paper (called the Eastern Suburbs Reporter). The sub-heading is intriguing. Does CA stand for Crabs Aggressive? “I should have been a pair of ragged claws/Standfirsting across the floors of silent seas”…it doesn’t quite have the ring, does it?
Far simpler is this contribution from that notorious rainmaker ‘Butt Cheek’ Bento. “I’m not sure why they felt a photograph was necessary to accompany this story,” he says. That is one aggressively hairy butt cheek.