Category Archives: worst newspaper

hole in bush

Posted on August 29, 2014 by rottobloggo

The West offline and on. It sounds arty. Was it before the dawn, running up that hill?

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Iona girls rooted

Posted on August 26, 2014 by rottobloggo

Goodness! Sounds painful. It all happens in the western suburbs. But this surely isn’t as unfortunate as that infamous headline involving Cheltenham Ladies’ College.

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Outrage Sunday 160 torture

Posted on August 24, 2014 by rottobloggo

Is this stupidest question you’ve ever heard? They say the poor bloke they’re trying to help had electrodes attached to his nurries. Is this the sort of ice-breaker they use around the Amnesty water-cooler? “Is waterboarding worse with Perrier?” Speaking … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 159 desperate marketing

Posted on August 10, 2014 by rottobloggo

One always enjoys the Desperate Marketing column in Private Eye. There’s a bit of it about: how about this HBF ad in yesterday’s Worst for jumping on the caboose? Outrage HQ’s rates notice from Swan council is in. Are there … Continue reading →

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The Key of David

Posted on August 4, 2014 by rottobloggo

That snidester Bento will no doubt think ‘Another blurry pic from Outrage!’. But this is vegan’s work – and I am grateful, blurs or no. I went to The Trumpet website and watched a video which featured a man named … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 158 the wrong priorities

Posted on August 3, 2014 by rottobloggo

Back in Kalamunda already! This outstanding letter in The Echo this weekend. Is this the finest example of Godwin’s Law ever? N. Holborow needs to get down the hill, into Midland: elephant steaks and salad could supplement those baked beans. … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 157 Boxer Troy Gomes

Posted on July 27, 2014 by rottobloggo

Again with the Premier Buswell, this time from Aunty via Dave P. Hard-hitting news about a Myer model’s efforts towards a Gaza cease-fire, and a boxer’s promise that no child will be without a Tim Winton paperback to read at … Continue reading →

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little person lost

Posted on July 21, 2014 by rottobloggo

Well-spotted by Misspent_yoof: “Classic update from The Worst online today. Apparently Serco managed to lose a midget prisoner: ‘Hayward is about 70cm tall, with a slim build and light skin’.” Good work My – but I believe our diminutive friends … Continue reading →

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Rivers of Gold

Posted on July 1, 2014 by AHC McDonald

Paid parking begins at stations tomorrow. I don’t entirely disagree with the concept. Walk to the station you lazy pricks. The $2 coins will be rolling in. Speaking of rivers of gold, there’s a new afternoon paper literally mooted for … Continue reading →

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Millions expected

Posted on June 19, 2014 by rottobloggo

I hope TWOPers noted the perfect news judgement in yesterday’s local paper of record. A one-legged model equals a three-legged Rolf. Throngs in a major advertiser’ shops is just as newsworthy as a local in far-away trouble. Advertorial? Nonsense. Myer … Continue reading →

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