Category Archives: worst food

Some Spoils of Smartarsery

Posted on May 1, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Well after the media outrages of yesterday, finally some good news. The wine I was promised by Air New Zealand after whingeing about their shark attack stats finally arrived in a lovely box. In keeping with worst tradition, it has … Continue reading →

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Green Piss

Posted on March 20, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Oh it was the biggest mix up that you have ever seen, My father he was Orange and my mother she was Green Why is there green beer on St Patrick’s day in Australia? Why? I’m sure they don’t go … Continue reading →

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Don’t Bogart the Octopus

Posted on January 13, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Still it, goes down smooth when I get a clean hit Of the skunky funky octopus shit Sing my song, puff all night long As I take occy Hits from the bong… (Cypress Hill – Hits from a blue-ring) Another … Continue reading →

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Perth Beer Fest Blows

Posted on January 11, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Stu sent me this as a very worthy worst,  the shambolic Perth Beer Festival but he covers the topic in more detail on his own blog, and even spots a fashion crime outside The Queens, where he more sensibly decides … Continue reading →

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And crabs be the streets of Basso

Posted on December 28, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Dust be the streets of Old Beijing. Blood be the streets of Old Nanjing. And crabs for the streets of Basso. One from David Fucking Outrage Cohen. Crab carcasses on the streets of Bassendean. This is the sort of worst … Continue reading →

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70’s Swingers Club

Posted on November 3, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Just got back from a weekend of sex and wine at our new friends, who contacted us through your site. Can you let us know of any parties in our area. It was fine wine i hope. – Ed. Quote … Continue reading →

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Weekend Worstoff 28

Posted on October 25, 2008 by AHC McDonald

An excellent worst from Téa, combining the brown mist of bore water, with bad education dept spelling. She’s a bit coy on location. Téa will do you a good website too. That she finally got this in TWOP after 6 … Continue reading →

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Passionpopped Underwear

Posted on October 15, 2008 by AHC McDonald

This pair of Bonds seems to have literally exploded in Highgate. Ravaged by wild animals? Or does the answer lie with this bottle of Passion Pop empty nearby.

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Watermelon Shark Fin

Posted on October 14, 2008 by AHC McDonald

You lie watermelon. You lie through your red seeded arse. In fact why should I even believe you are red just because you say so? Red? Bullshit. From David Cohen. Yes, a fucking outrage. And I include this Northbridge shark … Continue reading →

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The Last Soldier

Posted on October 5, 2008 by AHC McDonald

A Sunday worst in the form of condemnation and a plea from the mining and Colin Barnett expert, MyNing. The fuel that powers the MyNing Barnett diatribes, Swan Stout, is apparently not being produced anymore. MyNing has scoured and emptied … Continue reading →

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