Green Piss

Oh it was the biggest mix up that you have ever seen,

My father he was Orange and my mother she was Green

Why is there green beer on St Patrick’s day in Australia? Why? I’m sure they don’t go in for such dumbarsery in Ireland. Not that kind of dumbarsery anyway.


About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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10 Responses to Green Piss

  1. Frank Calabrese says:

    And I’ll bet there was no police presence between 2-5pm when they were all busy protesting at Parliament House, while 6PR’s “Irish Guest” Enda Brady was stuck in the Studio doing Sattler’s show, while Howie was MC’ing the Rally – at least they didn’t have Const Butcher’s comments set to mauldlin music like they did for Peter Blurton.


  2. skink says:

    I like that the ladies are drinking green malcopops

    does so much food colouring turn your shit green?

    can you then defecate for St Patrick?


    • Bento says:

      If my recollections of drinking on St Pat’s day at the Curtin Tav serve me correctly (and they probably don’t), then yes, it does turn your shit green.


  3. zoot says:

    I am told by a reasonably reliable source that our Yankee cousins serve green beer on Paddy’s day.


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