Category Archives: worst food

Weekend Worstoff 23

Posted on September 20, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Timely international worst from Helen, and not our first Moscow worst. Grab a crapdog. reminds me of the Chinese restaurant chain, “Even a dog wouldn’t eat it.” Thanks Helen. Speaking of crap, have a look at the Cookster’s site for … Continue reading →

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Tofu Terrorist

Posted on August 19, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Via Cimbali. The Tofu Terrorist has been hitting meatwagons in the Fremantle area. Show me a tofu truck so I can spray “bacon” on it.

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Spew Black Vomit

Posted on August 13, 2008 by AHC McDonald

“The dog is turned to his own vomit again; and the sow that was washed to her wallowing in the mire” The Bible. Somewhere If you buy a bottle of Galliano Black Sambuca, and you are fortunate enough to drop … Continue reading →

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Chopstix

Posted on July 2, 2008 by AHC McDonald

I’ve been waiting for this place in Inglewood to be converted into a vanished worst for a very long time. I originally chose it for that stupid Chineser font that gets used every time something Asian is advertised. Dial a … Continue reading →

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There’s No Such Thing as Free Tofu

Posted on May 28, 2008 by AHC McDonald

SOAK: Sir! This beer has the taste of a kitchen sponge, the nutritional value of a lentil enema, the alcohol content of a fart in a bottle and the texture – er also very much like a kitchen sponge. I … Continue reading →

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Green Coffee

Posted on May 19, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Thank you for your coffee, seignor. I shall miss that when we leave Casablanca. –Ingrid Bergman (Ilsa Lund) Casablanca Do I have to create a new category of “worst rinsing of the coffee maker” in the office? I don’t want … Continue reading →

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Creamed Crab

Posted on May 8, 2008 by AHC McDonald

Creamed Crab would seem so very wrong if it wasn’t brought to you by ABBA. Creamed Crab by Bucks Fizz just wouldn’t sound appetising. The serving sugestion is to squeeze it out like a pallid dog turd. Thanks to Ljuke … Continue reading →

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Crustacean Malfunction

Posted on April 17, 2008 by AHC McDonald

(HAL) “I’ve just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit. It’s going to go 100% failure in 72 hours.” (2001 A Space Odyssey) From Mr XY, who is becoming a worst food specialist. Who could forget his eggs derelict? … Continue reading →

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Wolfen it Down

Posted on March 28, 2008 by AHC McDonald

What I do for you guys. I just had to buy and scoff this bottle of wine just for its appalling graphic design. Firstly, we don’t have wolves in Margaret River. Secondly, the design gives the impression that the wine … Continue reading →

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Wine Stik

Posted on March 26, 2008 by AHC McDonald

 Note: There is a problem with the spam filter. Comments may be delayed. Hope it’s working better soon. Very mysterious sign seen in East Perth. Purists may feel that wine in a stick form could be the final straw, now … Continue reading →

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