Spew Black Vomit

“The dog is turned to his own vomit again; and the sow that was washed to her wallowing in the mire”
The Bible. Somewhere

If you buy a bottle of Galliano Black Sambuca, and you are fortunate enough to drop it on the footpath, count your blessings. Black vomit is something you don’t want to experience. This drinker was lucky that this bottle of piss ended up on the footpath before they drank it.

A fortunate drinker

A fortunate drinker

Going to start adding the google streetview locations for worsts. If you send me something, give me the address if appropriate.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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27 Responses to Spew Black Vomit

  1. David Cohen says:

    Street View shows up fine in my IE.

    Did you considerately pick up this litter and put it in the bin after taking your snap, LA?


  2. I used the broken bottle neck as a cone to smoke a mixture of mandrax and marijuana Johannesburg style. The footpath was as sticky as the carpet in the Charles hotel.


  3. The Devil Drink says:

    That’ll be Proverbs 26:11, my child.


  4. Groucho says:

    Lovely kerbing again LA. You really have an eye for it don’t you ?

    I stopped buying Galliano because the bottle would never fit in the liquor cabinet or just about anywhere because of its height. Plus I could never get motivated to drink something that was the colour and temperature of urine.


  5. Thanks Devil. That damn quote machine doesn’t give the verses. Not that I care really.
    Like the avatars devil and Groucho.
    Groucho, that’s the yellow stuff you are talking about, which we used to drink as a shot in beer in the student days. This bottle is the licorice flavoured stuff. Tres bad.


  6. David Cohen says:

    OMG! I see the hairstyle of Julie Bishop in the splash zone. Or is it Stephen Smith’s??


  7. Groucho says:

    They used the yellow one in Harvey Wallbangers if I recall. Nevertheless, the licorice must have added to a flavoursome chillum experience.

    On the avatar, how do I personalise ? I went to Gravatar.com but the rest is as mysterious as to why Beach Volleyball is an Olympic sport…..


  8. Stephen Smith’s new office looks like a hairdresser.


  9. You didn’t want a flying pig?


  10. Groucho says:

    When pigs can fly was the mild one….


  11. You get to choose your pic. If you want a different one you just choose another. it can take a day or so to appear properly.


  12. Hughie says:

    Any waste of any alcohol is a bad thing. I’m surprised and disappointed by your dismissiveness. Fortunately, you redeemed yourself with the mandrax-marijuana comment.


  13. Cookster says:

    Ah yes… teh black stuff. I pushed about 7oz of the stuff out through my nostrils into the garden bed out front of the Napier Hotel in Fitzroy one night circa 1996.

    I’m loving street view. TLA, you keep a very nice front yard – impressive agapanthas and some kerbing to die for.


  14. Groucho says:

    I think “Kerbing” needs to be a category all on its own.


  15. skink says:

    Stephen Smith looks like a hairdresser

    you can just imagine him in leather trousers and a frill-fronted shirt


  16. Midlandia says:

    I’m in agreeance with LA on this; black Sambuca is better spilt than savoured. I tried a shot of this with a few people a year or so back; it tasted of liquorice, burning and regret. Yes, I know I’m a disgrace of a uni student, but seriously. Gag.


  17. Groucho says:

    …sounds like Galliano is giving Ouzo a bad name.


  18. Anonymous Perthon says:

    Strangely this Sambuca corpse is right near my place, and I must say it caused quite a ruckus on Saturday night. The host must have been so outraged by its arrival, that no less than 5 police cars arrived to sort it all out. Damn Sambuca.


  19. David Cohen says:

    Good thing for LA he removed the concrete Noongar and croc, 27 garden gnomes, palm tree, laughing clown letterbox, rusting wachine machine, giant banana installation artwork, pencil pines and 6PR bumper sticker before the Google van trundled by…


  20. Cookster says:

    That’s a lot of shit to store on a single powered site in the back lots of Lucky Caravan Park in Mandurah.


  21. margeryx says:

    Did the stain wash off, AP? Or are you going to have to break another bottle to varnish it all to match?


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  24. S says:

    I am lucky? enough to say I have experienced the black vomit after effects of drinking too much sambuca. In fact it gave me alcohol poisoning and I was vomiting it up for 24 hours. The problem its so strongely flavoured you can’t mix with anything (as far as I know).


  25. I get at least one google search reference a week for the question “What does it mean if I have black vomit?”


  26. Saw someone buying a bottle of this at Embleton Liquor store Sunday.


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