Wine Stik

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Very mysterious sign seen in East Perth.

Purists may feel that wine in a stick form could be the final straw, now that screw caps have replaced corks. However it would certainly be easier to consume while driving if Cab Sav came in a stick. I can now feel classier by throwing out my glue stik and moving on up to a wine stik, or for even more stressful days, a glue stik up my nose while chomping on a Merlot Log. I assume it would look a little like a black pudding. I’d definitely go red though. Don’t want to be thought of as a Chardonnay nibbler.

wine stik

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21 Responses to Wine Stik

  1. Levon says:

    Who is Nova and why does he want to smash the Wine Stik?

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  2. Maybe everyone except me knows what a wine stik is? No website, no google, no phone. Does anyone actually know?

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  3. Ken Oaf says:

    I knew one day the chardonnay socialists would get confused and start sticking wine up their noses.

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  4. SkyLantern says:

    No idea. I found

    http://www.supastik.com.au/wine.htm

    but the similar name is probably coincidental. There’s a wine label gallery at the bottom of the page. If you browse through it you’ll get to one called Hillbillé Chardonnay, which I think is very TWOP.

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  5. James says:

    How can a stick replace the ubiquitous goon bag?

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  6. If Frank hasn’t sent a link by now, it probably doesn’t exist.

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  7. Frank Calabrese says:

    [If Frank hasn’t sent a link by now, it probably doesn’t exist.]

    If I can bloody make any posts on this blog.

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  8. Crackpot Dogs says:

    Hmm… heres one for the “olds” in the blog – what was the name of “Teh” restuarant/cafe in fitzgerald between Carr and Newcastle called “The (something) Stick Cafe”…buggered if I can remember what it was called!!!

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  9. Anonymous Perthon says:

    Crackpot was that the fondue place? I LOVED that place, it had sticks and twigs all over the roof, can’t remember the damn name either.

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  10. Yes. The Old Stick cafe. I think it got knocked down for the tunnel.

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  11. Rage says:

    http://www.zyra.org.uk/winestk.htm

    Perhaps? It’s actually quite the invention. The ‘fun’ spelling and logo do deserve a worst, though.

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  12. I suppose that’s plausible, but I wonder why the sign has no contact or website details.

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  13. Scurrilous says:

    Bloody odd. I suspect a plot by Scientologists. Adding to our stress levels so we will be forced to take their stress test, and who knows where that would lead. Probably not to the promised Wine Stik.

    I have a list of the people responsible for ‘fun’ spellings and come the revolution…

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  15. The Legend 101 says:

    Whenever i click on the article called Blank Verse it saids sorry page not found, Has anyone maniged to get on to it and know what it was about?

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