Category Archives: worst church

Science Fiction

Christ The Scientist? For some reason I always had him down as a Creationist. Couldn’t see in to check if there were beakers and bunsen burners. You’d expect the occasional explosion or pink smoke pouring out the windows though. Interesting … Continue reading

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Shrubs of Remembrance

Let’s be honest, these are shrubs of remembrance. Spiritualist Church Subiaco. Writing “garden” on a crucifix may be a miracle too far.

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The Colour of Money

Tom Thrett recently left some comments on the worst churches, saying he’d seen much worse, particularly St Cecilia’s in Floreat, Yokine Baptist, and Yokine Anglican. I visited them all Tom. The Yokine ones are pretty bad (we’ll see them later), … Continue reading

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Pray for Bulldozer

Worst Church/Architecture Demolished as of 28th February 2013. Hugh sent me this one from Guildford Rd near 7th Avenue. Pray Hard. It’s not strictly a church Hugh. It’s a grotto. Does it light at night?

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Purple Brain Drain

I didn’t want to go too Jesus on your arses after the Hillsong Teddies, but Elwrongo’s post demanded urgent attention. He’s really getting into the spirit of The Worst of Perth isn’t he? Elwrongo says… Eden Hill Family Church is … Continue reading

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Ethnic Cleansing

Worst Church/Architecture/Saint Removal  As a building, this hideous Church of Christ in Morley Drive Morley could easily make it into The Worst of Perth under its own steam, but look a little closer. What used to be in that suspicious … Continue reading

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Down at Bubby J’s

Worst Church/Graphic design/Architecture More for the name and the sign than the building, although the church itself is no oil painting. Also to take a little pressure off The Uniting Church in Mt Lawley which has been taking the brunt … Continue reading

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The Church of The Crocodile

Worst Church, Worst Architecture It’s not just knitting patterns or low grade graphics that pixelate on the diagonal, but also apparently churches. This Uniting Church in Railway Parade Mt Lawley didn’t realise that it had a major resolution problem until … Continue reading

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Discipline and Punish

Abandon hope all who enter here – Busy Bee next Saturday. This dismal and depressing view can be found near the corner of Alexander Drive and Grand Promenade Dianella. The best way to approach this church would be shackled to … Continue reading

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Worst of Worship

I’ve seen some crappy places of worship around Perth in my time, but let’s kick it off with The Holy Trinity in Burnett Street Embleton. The horrorshow design, the mouldy white concrete bricks, the fibro cladding and the “men’s urinal … Continue reading

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