Purple Brain Drain

I didn’t want to go too Jesus on your arses after the Hillsong Teddies, but Elwrongo’s post demanded urgent attention. He’s really getting into the spirit of The Worst of Perth isn’t he? Elwrongo says…

Eden Hill Family Church is an striking example of modern suburbia reinventing itself. The building, which was an abandoned early seventies shopping centre, has now been repurposed into a house of worship, replete with an attractive coat of lilac. Nevertheless, Eden Hill Family Church appears somewhat bunkered down in a barren landscape of decaying carparks with only its gloomy and somewhat reproachful message “Jesus Died for You” for the passerby. This structure, or one like it, may well have been the inspiration for George Romero’s central use of an deserted shopping centre in the zombie classic, “Dawn of the Dead”.
A word of advice: I wouldn’t go there at night.
 

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I find this building even more depressing than the dismal brothel on Beaufort Street seo company. I think this one can be tagged with worst of the worst. No church is going to beat this house of horror is it? Is it?

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55 Responses to Purple Brain Drain

  1. Should be ” Jesus died for youse c**ts”

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  2. lazyaussie says:

    he he. yes it should bill.

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  3. lazyaussie says:

    The jaunty font is a little disconcerting too.

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  6. Nettie says:

    God, I live opposite The Purple Church. It’s truly an eyesore. Although The Rangeview Tavern next door really isn’t much better…

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  7. Can you get me a pic nettie? Does the tav open in time for the end of mass?

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  9. Eden Hill Boy says:

    Fingers crossed it will be gone soon

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  10. You know something we don’t EHB?

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  11. Eden Hill Boy says:

    could it possibly get worse?

    oh yes…it just did!

    see http://www.bassendean.net/

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  12. So the church is now vanished worst fodder?

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  15. who says:

    Go this Sunday evening if you dare! Prophetic/healing prayer after preacher talks (but you’ll have to venture inside the lilac building itself, through the purple roller door actually, if you want your fortune told). 248 Morley Drive East, Eden Hill, 5pm.

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  16. Fuck!!! I just got hit by lightening!

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  17. Yeah….I lit up real fucking good mate!!! Then I turned into a pillar of salt, had a plague of boils and felt a strange but compelling need to build a pyre and throw my two children on it in a strange old testament kind of way.

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  18. The Legend 101 says:

    Ive driven past this church but never noticed that sign.

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  19. The Legend 101 says:

    no, i went past it this year in January.

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  20. Jo says:

    I notice the haters on this site aren’t making a comment now the church has been repainted and how good it now looks.
    Devil got your tongue?

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  21. you'll get wet says:

    Could be freos new clubhouse? he died for them now they’re returning the favour. Lyons halftime pep talk righto boys big loss today for jesus go out there and die for him!

    Btw there’s a new one over the road from carousel with a big banner that says no perfect people allowed in. Think it’s indonesian or Chinese owned. Word is they aim to get 10% of the flocks wages. If you wanna get rich rotto this is the way to go.

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