A ridiculous garden in Nollamara, by Orbea that although terrible is still kind of touching. I wonder what the Manhattes Bartender will make of this. These sort of garden accoutrements were very common in the 1960s and 1970s.
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The Worst of Perth 
Is that a native grass tree to the right in the first pic?
spectacularly worst.
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Love the prehistoric dildo being held in the second pic
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Revenge!
A white man’s dick.
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Took me a few seconds to realise it wasn’t a trouser snake.
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2 eyes.
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Pox spots.
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No Pinder Surprise?
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It’s in her left hand.
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It looks like the same school of shite sculpture as those awful Aboriginal figures on the Maylands peninsula, near the boat yard. Have they been TWOPed before?
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One of the most popular and early entries.
https://theworstofperth.com/2007/10/27/when-it-all-goes-pear-shaped/
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Was this really 6 years ago?
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Maylands is the spiritual home of TWOP.
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spectacularly shit
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hey, but it is very neat and tidy.
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Can you register gravel?
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As opposed to the traditional sand?
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There is one of those style garden statues (weren’t they called ‘Nevilles’?) for sale in the curio shop in Inglewood. Ticket price is $450. Steady on buddy, this isn’t Nannup.
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yes, neville.
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Wasn’t that from that excruciating racism show with wogs and the Kingswood?
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kingswood country.
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http://www.abc.net.au/unleashed/38332.html
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Stone aboriginal neatly summarises Lex Marinos’ career post Kingswood Cuntry, apart from ‘Live and Sweaty’ which doesn’t get a ref on his wiki page
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Struth! Imagine what they’d charge for a garlic marron roll…
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Check your archives TLA, I’m sure there’s some kind of ‘cultural’ Toby Jug in there.
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From Augusta I seem to remember.
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Yep.
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This wouldn’t be out of place at Gnomesville
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