Category Archives: worst advertising

The whole dog

Posted on December 31, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Lost an entire dog? Now that’s careless? Blue collar? Probably flown to Telfer for two weeks on one week off. By Daniel B.

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hot in bed

Posted on December 18, 2013 by rottobloggo

Aren’t we all? Guildford Road Bayswater.

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Outrage Sunday 122 this is not news

Posted on November 10, 2013 by rottobloggo

I’m pleased to report the wonderful world of newspapers has turned the corner! “Readership declines less” is this take on the latest circulation figures (The West lost only 0.8 per cent). I trust this will help put an end to … Continue reading →

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Ring on Fire

Posted on July 24, 2013 by AHC McDonald

I love how the poster for the Johnny Cash tribute, Ring of Fire at The Astor has the Man in Black’s arse literally on fire. I assume Daniel Thompson (Australia’s own Man in Black) puked his fiery ring when he … Continue reading →

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most luxurious golf putter

Posted on July 18, 2013 by rottobloggo

This email freaked me out. It’s from France, and began: “If you have not received my last email is that you are in vacation.” How do they know in France I was on holiday? They must have had an operative … Continue reading →

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Spice down your love life

Posted on July 4, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Nothing stirs the loins like a cold bottle of grape juice. Chilled silence ensues. I hope the dude delivering it doesn’t ask for a tip, unless he wants a single red rose delicately inserted in his eye. Doha Qatar.

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Mandurah fresh

Posted on June 27, 2013 by Bento

Mandurah!?  Sure, and I’ll get my eggs from Darch, sourdough from Camillo, and wilted spinach from Jindalee while I’m at it. Even more astonishing than a piggery in Crabtown, is a bus, in Nedlands!  The communists have won.  There’ll be … Continue reading →

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Wow factor

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Bento

One from TWOP’s intrepid foreign correspondent.  I am assured this is not verge collection, but is in fact promotion for picture framing!  It’s a fine line, and not one I’m sure DFOC could discern. Tulips and tall ships – I … Continue reading →

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Eternity

Posted on June 25, 2013 by Bento

Tenuous at best.  Why do Jesus lovers persist in trying to bring the funny, when clearly this isn’t working?  Why don’t they stick to spouting mumbo-jumbo, hating gays, fiddling with children and tax avoision?  Do they really need to diversify … Continue reading →

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Saturday Bento – Sence and Sencibility

Posted on June 22, 2013 by Bento

You know when you go on holidays, and you ask your colleagues to keep an eye on various things you’re working on, and they assure you they will, and then they do fuck all? Yeah. Have we had Shane before?  … Continue reading →

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