Category Archives: worst advertising

Liquor in the front?

Cum play with me? They are also having discounted Jelly wrestling apparently. The poster was at Curtin, but I think it may not be Guild sanctioned club. (Is a guild club). On the other hand, after the Oi Cunt! event, … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 21

Just another reminder of the sinister hold pap merchant Andre Rieu has over the city. This is just a small section of the wall of DVD’s. If you’ve never heard his spine shredding version of Waltzing Matilda… Imagine a trio … Continue reading

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Hydrophobia

When you’re selling a hydro setup, perhaps you should use an example of a plant that’s not dying. How can you expect us to entrust our precious mull seedlings to you guys? I won’t be getting a turbo tank from … Continue reading

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Meat me in Carlisle

There was some discussion about the butcher next to the drive through Buddhist Temple the other day. Here it is. Is it deliberate that he appears to be lopping off his willy? Do those snags pick up a bit of … Continue reading

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Deathbox

Johnny Scrotum from Young White Lesbians has sent in a picture I’ve been meaning to take myself. The Bedford Bowling Club. Nothing like targeting your demographic. I preferred their previous sponsor, Deathbox Skateboards.

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I know a bloke…

…who might get you that value meal. Cookster has really come through with this one. Brian Burke behind a McDonalds counter for charity back when he had hair and a shake was only 65 cents. Even though it’s Maccas, I’m … Continue reading

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Lunch with Sam Newman

Remember, comrades, your resolution must never falter. No argument must lead you astray. Never listen when they tell you that Sam Newman and the animals have a common interest, that the prosperity of the one is the prosperity of the … Continue reading

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Ixnay on the Untcay

Look if you want Adrian Barich to come to your rally guys, just ask him – but easy on the potty mouth OK. I think he’s a little sensitive. Only a couple of days a go I was bemoaning (Is … Continue reading

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Supa Fry

Is this potato bucking for its own float at the Mardi Gras? Maybe it has one already. Is it even a potato? It’s not an onion is it? The last of Turf’s indulgent wallowing in South of the river worsts. … Continue reading

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You aim for the palace and get drowned in the sewer

Mark Twain Is the reason this place closed because they got sick of saying it’s Soo-rahj not Sewerage? Soon to be another vanished worst before the Beaufort Street Bloggers get to it.

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